Thread: Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, but you realize it's a snake when it's too late, and it bites your oesophagus and sends the poison straight to your heart, killing you.

I wish for chocolate.

Granted, but you soon realize that you no longer like chocolate...

I wish to meet Voltaire!

Granted, but his ghost possesses you

I wish for the forbidden fruit

Granted, but when you eat it, you find out a colony of fire ants live in it. They bite you from the inside and you die.

I wish I owned a real-life Milotic.

Granted, but it will eat you in your sleep.

I wish I could get Meloetta.

Granted, but in Aria Forme it sings until you become severely mentally unstable

I wish you had remembered to make a wish.

Granted, but the wish involved you dying.

I wish for a slave that would never rebel.

Granted; you get a dozen of sled dogs.

I wish people would stop liking rap musics.

Granted, but without rap the music industry stops making money, then they decide to stop making music.

I wish I had a Snarl Zorua.

Granted, but Game Freak gets notified somehow and shoots an arrow across the world to go straight through your head and the game cartridge.

I wish for a time machine.

Granted, but when you go back in time you walk past Bart and get shot instead.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of cupcakes.

Granted, but none of them have frosting on them.

I wish my life were a musical.

Originally Posted by Meloetta23

Granted, but none of them have frosting on them.

I wish my life were a musical.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NO FROSTING!!!!!

Granted, but you can never stop singing... EVER!

I wish to be able to have psychic powers

I wouldn't mind if I couldn't stop singing. That's what musicals are for.

Granted, but you can't control whose minds you read and when, so you learn things about people that you never wanted to learn.

I wish I never got thirsty or hungry.