Granted. It is evil and proceeds to destroy the universe.
I wish for a carrot.
Granted. It is evil and proceeds to destroy the universe.
I wish for a carrot.
Dibs on Banette or Wobbuffet.
I claimed Wobbufet! Man, that doesn't sound very exciting.
Formerly known as BanetteWobbuffet.
I don't calculate stat values, and I don't care about natures. I catch my Pokemon the way they are. I just play the game normally. If you agree copy & paste this in your sig.
Write your questions on a $20 bill and send them in to me.
We now return you to your abnormal programming.
I have claimed Imposter.

Granted. You are now a carrot.
I wish for a factory-new Harley.
Granted. It appears above your head, and then falls, crushing you.
I wish for a video game.
Dibs on Banette or Wobbuffet.
I claimed Wobbufet! Man, that doesn't sound very exciting.
Formerly known as BanetteWobbuffet.
I don't calculate stat values, and I don't care about natures. I catch my Pokemon the way they are. I just play the game normally. If you agree copy & paste this in your sig.
Write your questions on a $20 bill and send them in to me.
We now return you to your abnormal programming.
I have claimed Imposter.
Granted. But, it crashed your +$250 dollar system, damaging it beyond repair.
I wish, for a pizza.
Granted. You get Anchovie, Eggplant, Apple and Orange juice, Pepper pizza.
I wish for a YouTube channel
Pigs are pink, Endermen are black, I hate it when noobs hit me with their wooden pieces of crap.

Granted. You get OneDirectionVEVO.
I wish my friends weren't stoners.
Granted. Everyone but you and your friends become stoners.
I wish I was in a TV show.
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i am so excited for earthbound release :DOriginally Posted by Shigesato Itoi

Granted, you ended up on Jersey Shore and have to waste your time with a bunch of idiots doing what idiots do.
I wish I had a perfectly good sandwich that tastes good and that I ate it without any trouble.
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Granted, everything else you ever eat is unbelievably disgusting.
I wish I had a perfectly-functioning teleport machine.
Who is this git?

Granted, but there was a user error, creating a vortex in which you are trapped between dimensions because you set your destination to "Limbo."
I wish this text was bigger.
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Granted, but it got so big that it crushed the life out of you (no counts were harmed).
I wish that I had an iPad 2.
Originally Posted by French Narrator
i am so excited for earthbound release :DOriginally Posted by Shigesato Itoi

Wish granted, oh!? What's this? Hitler's face is forever engraved on the screen.
I wish that MY name is Earl would get a reboot.
'Sshh, here that? That's the sound of you being quiet... Isn't it pleasant?'
Granted. My name is Earl isn't what it is now.
I wish for Finn and Jake in adventure time were replaced by Cilan and a Stoutland named Jake
Pigs are pink, Endermen are black, I hate it when noobs hit me with their wooden pieces of crap.

Granted. Cartoon Network lost its last good show.
I wish someone would scrap Power Rangers already.
Granted. Its not on T.V it's REAL!
I wish that people will start HATING Adventure Time
Pigs are pink, Endermen are black, I hate it when noobs hit me with their wooden pieces of crap.
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