Granted, but then your computer crashes and you can't play the game anyways.
I wish Madame Boss, Miyamoto and Mondo would appear in Best Wishes.
Granted there good guys now
I wish for a smile
Certainly, but it is turned upside down.
I wish for more cake.
Granted- but it's all a lie.
I wish for an endless collection of yuri.
Granted. It didn't come
I wish for a private jet that I totally know how to control
OK, but it will crash in 10 seconds
I wish for a non-lying cake, how can you corrupt that?
Granted. It is rock cake THAT'S how you corrupt a wish!
I wish to be on the moon
Granted... Hey, where's your spacesuit?
I wish that this wish would get corrupted. (If you corrupt the wish, it isn't corrupted, because that's exactly what I wished for, and if you don't corrupt it, then it is corrupted, and therefore isn't corrupted again. But you have to corrupt it somehow, right?)
Friend Code: 4554-0298-0399. Friend Safari: Emolga, Stunfisk, Manectric.
Granted, but the paradox created a black hole in your stomach that consumed you.
I wish for a good sandwich.
Granted, but it had some chemical light liquid inside it that you didn't notice until the last bite.
I wish for a more popular website.
The PokéSphere Forums!
Granted. The traffic there is so high, your computer crashes.
I wish for all of my robots to go really fast and so can I
Granted, but you and your robots combust and explode soon after hitting Mach 5.
I wish I had more time to do stuff.
Granted, it consists of only one epic track that you can't stand.
I wish I had super speed powers.
Who is this git?
Granted. You ran so fast, you tore the fabric of reality and died... horribly.
I wish that I was able to do ANYTHING (And I mean it)