Thread: Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted. Now the Wedding Bells sound, then two babies suck the life out of the not-so-happy couple.

I wish for the power of superhuman intelligence and the form of a beautiful woman.

Granted, now the guys would never leave you alone.

I wish I were more pretty

Originally Posted by Destiny Queen

Granted, now the guys would never leave you alone.

(wait, would that count as corrupting?)

I wish I didn't have acne. :-P

Granted, now you have cancer.

I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on.

Granted. Your soul was sacrificed, leaving you a zombie.

I wish I lived in the 1980s.

Granted, but you are now the father of your mother.

I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me.

Granted. But she didn't wait long enough. So when you returned form your 10 year voyage to be with the one you loved and found out that she was gone, you got mad and became a pirate that's known for sending ships to your locker.

I wish I was in the upcoming Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

Granted, a ship in the film is named after you in Latin.

I wish I had my own kingdom to rule.

granted, but it failed


i wish i had an infinite amount of cookies

Granted. But cookie monster heard about this and ate them all..... Yes, cookie monster ate an infinite amount of cookies.

I wish it wasn't about to storm here.

Granted, but instead it is extremely sunny every day for the rest of your life, and everything dies and denatures under the terrible heat and light of the sun.

I wish for a fish on a silver dish.

Granted, but Sam I Am eats it.


I wish for the next person to wish, and for it to be corrupted.

Granted, but the paradox consumed you.

I wish for something.

Granted: It's severe incontinence. Good luck wearing diapers for life.

I wish for a beautiful female, drug-and-diesase free, horny, sterile, kind sex slave.

Granted, but she was literally horny — she had an obsession with French horns. The noise caused you to fire her.

I wish for a world where justice prevails.