Thread: Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, but the government who built you shafted you, never to be used.

I wish cell phones don't give you cancer.

Granted, they blind you instead.

I wish I didn't have so many depressing dreams.

Granted, they become nightmare fuelish dreams.

I wish people would stop requesting Ridley to be playable.

Granted, but he was included on the next SSB anyway.

I wish for someone to wish for something in the next post.

Granted!

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You wish for death, or an emoticon similar to it? Granted. But then you were revived.

I wish to be able to speak in 2D bar codes.

Granted. Now it's the only language that you know! You can only speak to barcode scanners now.

I wish I could go and fix all the mistakes I've made in the past.

Granted, now you have no friends.

I wish for the apocalypse to arrive.

Granted. But it arrived while you were asleep, so you missed it.

I wish I could be a movie star.

Granted, you are a porn star, and all of your best friends watched your movie.

I wish for people to comment on my blog posts.

Granted: but they're all hate comments.
I wish Justin. Bieber would become a man already

Granted, he's turned into the Jolly Green Giant.

I wish I could stop being so lazy.

Granted, now you can never sleep.

I wish for somewhere to make my Mewtwo post.

Granted. You now post it on a Fundamentalist Christian Protest Group, and it starts a hate email riot.

I wish for an end to all toilets.

Granted. Now everyone does their business on your head.

I wish for NfiNity to admit GreenHairShipping is canon.