Thread: Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, he is going to get massive retaliation on you for making him suffer

I wish for the perfect Tyranitar

Granted, obtaining this Tyranitar requires you to listen to a duet between Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black that costs several billions of dollars to attend.

I wish I had something to eat for lunch. ._.;

Granted, but it is so repulsive that you refuse to ever eat again, and die from starvation.

I wish I didn't forget to make a wish again last time because I had to sleep. >.>

Granted, you didn't sleep at all, and probably never will

I wish to see Book of Mormon: The Musical

Granted, but it's actually a Justin Bieber concert that you paid for!

I wish for ice cream.

Granted, but it's actually a Vanillish that just used Acid Armour.

I wish I could go to Japan.

Granted, but you have to swim there in freezing cold water

I wish I could have gone to Hawaii

You could have gone, but it would have cost more money.

I wish for a cowboy hat.

Granted, it is fused to your head forever.

I wish for more energy.

Granted, but you gain an energy overload.

I wish for a nice pair of tube socks.

Granted, but they're actually tube worms and they eat your legs off.

I wish for a free bag of pork rinds and bottle of diet root beer.

Granted, but the pork rinds stay exactly as they are and the Root beer is flavored Sulfuric acid.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Granted-your head explodes the moment you know what it is.
I wish for a Turkey sandwich-that's not a Zombie turkey or anything like that!

It's so spicy, your tongue implodes upon contact.

I wish for a punch in the face.

Granted, you are punched by an angry grimer and you get sick

I wish for the perfect hiding spot