Thread: Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted. Enjoy your Tylenol addiction!
I wish I had easier access to Swedish meatballs.

cranted but you soo much of them that you go grazy and fat

i wish that pokemon would exist in real life

Granted, Grouden steps on your house.

I wish I had a Blissey for our house nurse

Granted, it uses Healing Wish and dies when you get a paper cut.

I wish for the ability to temporarily grant superpowers to anyone I want.

Granted. You can't control what you give who or how long it lasts.
I wish I could drive.

Granted, you have an accident later and get banned from driving forever.

I wish I was a really popular mangaka.

Granted. You're body of works resemble something that Peter Sotos and the Marquis de Sade would force Henmaru Machino to draw at gunpoint.
I wish I had a catapult, a steel skeleton, and solid rubber flesh.

Granted, your catapult flings your fake person into a plane which causes a giant plane crash.

I wish for unlimited food, and the food wouldn't make you fat.

Granted, it's all laced with many kinds of poison.

I wish for someone in the world to get a free cookie. *informs friends and family about possibly poisoned cookie*

Granted, You get the cookie
I wish for a pet potato

Granted, it constantly emits a terrible smell and a foul-tasting liquid seeps out of it in gallons. It also screams a lot.

I wish for a Nintendo 3DS.

Granted. It's broken.

I wish I could play guitar.

Granted, but you're bad at it.

I wish for a nerf double-bladed sword.

Granted. You're shot dead by a Nerf sniper.

I wish I was a member of Monty Python.

Granted, but the Killer Rabbit kills you.

I wish I could speak Klingon.