Granted, but all of them are turned into ugly ladies and they only do the limbo.
I wish for Enzap.
Granted. You are now a meguca grl.
I wish for a shrubbery.
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Granted, but a group of knights will forever follow you and shout "Ni!" at you 24/7
I wish Monty Python still made skits (and that they would be good)
Granted. You're never allowed to watch them.
I wish I could meet my internet friends.
I kissed you in the water and made your dry lips sing
I saw you look like a Japanese baby
In an instant I remembered everything...
Granted, they all stab you.
I wish for a spaecsheep.
Granted, but it explodes instantly because it had tnt strapped to it
I wish there would be a mega Typhlosion
Granted, but it's actually much weaker than the regular form.
I wish Pokemon Bank was up and running now.
Who is this git?
I wish I was not sick
Granted, you get a bowl of ramen.
I wish for Mis╘ingN►
Granted. You constantly get pop quizzes on things that haven't been talked about yet. (Edit: and they'll all be closed-book. Have fun!)
Speaking of college, I wish my differential equation class and my engineering math class weren't so boring!
X/3DS FC: 1289 8751 6620 In-game name: Karen
Claims: Nidoqueen, Mawilite, Hondew Berry, Fiery Dance, Flower Veil, Luke Triton (Professor Layton), Naoto Shirogane (Persona 4), Hint Coin (Professor Layton), Pandora Claws (Kid Icarus Uprising), Speedwing (Fire Emblem)
Skyworld Warriors, a Kid Icarus fan club
Friend Safari: Poison (Kakuna, Swalot, Whirlipede)
Granted, but you now have to fight witches in every world you go to that nullify your freedom until you defeat them, allowing you to freely transport without consequence.
I wish I had a Tamagotchii...