Thread: Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, in your imagination

I wish I had more money

Granted, you get them in Sugakuan Ziao (don't you like my personal currency?)....

I wish I could get rid of Number 008...

Granted, now numbers 08, 8, and 8.0 bother you.

I wish Gengar could get Nasty Plot.

Granted, it gets the Contrary Ability as its only choice!

I wish I could Xyz Summon Wartortle...

Granted. You can do it in Pokemon X & Y, which come out when you die
I wish for a Coke can

Granted, it's empty...

I wish for Generation 6 to have a Sableye evo.

Granted. The evolution is a lot worse than its prevo.

I wish vacuum cleaners aren't so noisy! >_<

Granted, they don't clean that great!

I Wish You Were Here...

Granted, but I leave immediately after putting a tasmanian devil in your room!

I wish I can type on my smartphone better.

Granted, you can type better, but with always spelling errors

I wish I had more potato chips

Granted, you get nothing else to eat for a month!

I wish I was not possesed by number 008...

Granted. You are now posessed by the number 666.

I wish Chapters 15 through 17 of Kid Icarus Uprising didn't exist. They're ridiculously out of place for that game. X_x

Granted, but then the game glitches and you lose all of your progress. And the chapters somehow come back.
I wished I were a true bottle nose dolphin.

Granted, your bottle nose is injured.

I wish I could Duel using Gazers and such props.

Granted, you have to play them on motorcycles first.

I wish I had more cookies