Granted. Here's a sand wich, a wich made out of sand.
I wish I had a stronger immunity to everything.
Granted. Here's a sand wich, a wich made out of sand.
I wish I had a stronger immunity to everything.
Who is this git?
Granted. You are now immune to the word "everything" while other immunities worsen.
I wish I could stop forgetting passwords.
Black FC: 2967 3488 1506 Black 2 FC: 0519 6117 0349
Claims (Pokémon): Nidoqueen, Razor Claw, Hondew Berry, Fiery Dance, Limber
Claims (other): Palutena (Kid Icarus) and Lucina (Fire Emblem Awakening)
Granted, but your passwords have all been changed.
I wish I had a cow.
Granted it sleeps in your bed
I wish I could catch Latios and Latias in White 2.
If you believe in the flying spaghetti monster post this in your sig. Don't just ignore this because he says if you deny me I will deny you in front of the beer volcano.
Granted, but a manufacturing malfunction caused Poké Balls of all types to catch only those two. Also, both have straight zero IVs with a bad nature.
I wish I stopped slacking off on my games.
Black FC: 2967 3488 1506 Black 2 FC: 0519 6117 0349
Claims (Pokémon): Nidoqueen, Razor Claw, Hondew Berry, Fiery Dance, Limber
Claims (other): Palutena (Kid Icarus) and Lucina (Fire Emblem Awakening)

Granted, you can't use the moves Slack Off or Rest anymore.
I wish I could think of a wish.
I have claimed the Spell Tag and Kasib Berry, along with Adaptability and Shadow Ball. I have also claimed Gastly.
If you think Nintendo need to sue PETA up the ass for making Pokemon Black and Blue, copy and paste this into your sig.
Hypnodance FTW!
Granted, but that's all you can think of now.
I wish I could speak/write/understand Japanese.
Granted, but you can only read katakana now.
I wish I could shapeshift into anything, while still keeping my personality and memories.
I rarely use those moves, so that wasn't much of a corruption.Anyways...
Granted, you can only shift into a book titled Anything. Your memories are in there written down, and the book color matches your personality.
I wish I can pass my computer architecture midterm.
Black FC: 2967 3488 1506 Black 2 FC: 0519 6117 0349
Claims (Pokémon): Nidoqueen, Razor Claw, Hondew Berry, Fiery Dance, Limber
Claims (other): Palutena (Kid Icarus) and Lucina (Fire Emblem Awakening)
Granted, but the field becomes automated, making it obsolete.
I wish I could figure out my laser scanner so I could actually share my artwork.

Granted, but the laser from your laser scanner sets whatever you put in it on fire and destroys it.
I wish I could get a better nights sleep.
Once upon a time there was a leafeon. There wasn't anything special about him. He was just a regular leafeon. The End.
Shaymin (Sky) claimed 3/5/2012
Lum Berry and Mach Bike claimed 21/12/2012
Granted, but you never wake up.
I wish to have everything I desire and nothing that I dislike.
Granted, but you suddenly stop having any desires, and begin to dislike everything around you.
I wish I had found this forum a long time ago.

Granted, but it was really long ago - before you could read or write.
I wish I had a Twinkie.
"We love our loving / But not like we love our freedom" - Joni Mitchell, "Help Me"
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Granted, it's the only Twinkie you'll ever find again, and you drop it and it gets eaten by a dog.
I wish I could enjoy TV more.
Who is this git?
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