Thread: Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted you get socks 30 sizes too small
I wish for caramel popcorn

Granted, but you are only given the ingredients that would be used for caramel popcorn and don't have any of the equipment.

I wish my computer was faster.

Granted, now you have a computer with legs that can run really fast!

I wish it snowed here.

Granted. You can't ever leave your home, and you starve to death.

I wish for a comb.

Granted. You get a comb that constantly breaks.

I wish the folks at a local optometrist office would pick up the phone in a timely manner when they are called. Hate waiting through a minute of ringing!

Granted, but they talk so quickly, you can't understand a word they say.

I wish for a million wishes!

granted, wish now has 1,000,000 PP

i wish for a 27th letter to be added to the alphabet

Granted, but it messes up our universal language.

I wish for knowledge on everything!

Granted, you now know what the word "everything" means.

I wish Fennekin's final evolutionary stage is not part Fighting type.

Granted, it gets an ugly design in exchange for the type

I wish there were more cookies in the world

Granted but they all taste awful.

I wish I could travel back in time.

Granted, welcome to the Dark Ages.

I wish real life had better graphics.

Granted. Now real life has a lot more lag as a price for enhanced graphics.

I wish I didn't have to do an exam on my birthday.

Granted you have an exam every other day of the year.
I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

Considering the thread you posted in, an uncorrupted wish is impossible and creates a huge tear in space, Dialga falls off a cliff, and black holes emerge everywhere.

I wish for a sandwich.