Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted. All paparazzi-like jobs have been taken up by the government and has been expanded to everyone in the country, without discrimination.

I wish for a bottle of Awesome Sauce.

Granted but awesomeness gained from drinking it is temporary and you only have one bottle which is now too awesome to use.

I wish my hands didn't get so cold when I'm on these forums.

Granted. Now your feet get cold.

I wish for the secrecy of this wish.

Granted, it's so secret, even you don't know what it does.

I wish I could let every great video game know how good they are.

Granted. It somehow backfires.

I wish for a miniskirt.

Granted. You now own a tacky-colored, frayed miniskirt that reveals your underwear.

I wish I could attend a Within Temptation concert.

(Yay! That was no corruption, that was a bonus!)

Granted, but you can't hear them anymore.

I wish for Primal Dialga.

Granted. Primal Dialga has been summoned. Oh dear, looks like your house is gone and everything is destroyed.

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Originally Posted by User_Name

(Yay! That was no corruption, that was a bonus!

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That reminds me: I wish I could corrupt wishes better.

Granted, but whenever you corrupt them, they actually come true, and then everyone finds out about it and you become public enemy number one.

I wish to know the formula to turn gold into lead.

Granted but it is still needs a particle accelerator. ( I just used the truth to corrupt that bonus points for me)
I wish I could speak Japanese.

Granted, but now it's the only language you can speak and no one around you speaks it.

I wish I had the power to turn all pecan pies into chocolate pies.

Granted, but they still have pecans in them.

I wish that rap music didn't exist.

Granted, all forms of music are wiped from existence.

I wish for sunny weather.

Granted, you now live in a desert.

I wish for some Hot Pockets.

Granted, lava always forms in your pockets.

I wish I had ninja skills.