Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted. Every Pokemon in every game you own will be making that expression. XD

I wish I could decide on something.

You decided that you really like having diarrhea.

I wish to be an awesome dancer.

Wish granted and now that you danced a lot you soon broke your leg and/or arm.....which ever body part you was using

I wish for a full black suit

Granted. But now your forever a Nobody without a heart or true purpose, always feeling forever sad and lost.....wonderful, isn't it? :P


I wish I was an Empoleon. THAT POKEMON IS EPIC.....XD;

granted but your only attack is Tackle.
I wish there was a new Pokémon Stadium like game.

Granted. Its a game about Digimon taking out pokemon and wiping out their exsistence in the world, though. OMG I'M SOO EVIL...

I wish Riku was real and could be my boyfriend!!! JUST THIS ONCE I GOTTA WISH THAT XD

Oh this will be fun. Granted, however, you are not real. *braces self for slap*

I wish that this wish would be corrupted. *abandons thread and waits for paradox to destroy it*

granted. Your wish remains uncorrupted, and left to rot for all eternity.

I wish that I could die.

Granted, the world becomes a better place to live after you're gone

I wish I had all the money in the world

Granted. Then I steal it all from you. :P You MAD?

I wish...I was.......PINK!
XD;

Granted, but as colours are constantly busy, having to appear absolutely everywhere, you never get a break.

I wish I had some more video games to play.

Granted. Their all REALLY boring ones, though!!!

I wish I had a pet Hydreigon!!! Or a Haxorus. They're both soo cool.... XD;

The Hydriegon eats you

I wish i had a 1999 mitsubishi eclipse

Granted. It is made of hornets.

I wish for a beautiful marimba solo.

Granted; it's "Friday" by Rebecca Black.

I wish that my computer was faster.