Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, the world was destroyed 80 billions years ago.

I wish everyone else would achieve their dreams.

Granted, Hitler won.

I wish for a wish.

Granted, you wasted your wish on wishing

I wish I had a genie

Granted, the genie is a rapist.

I wish for something that rhymes with wish.

Granted, you get rotten fish for your wish

I wish I had a boyfriend

You get a shark (a fish)

I wish my wish could not be corrupted.

Granted, it becomes distorted

I wish I had a Jirachi

Granted. It uses Doom Desire on you, and you are dead.

I wish for an endless supply of mocktails.

Granted, you literally get tails that are mocking you.

I wish for something that rhymes with wish that is not fish or dish.

Granted! You'll be getting a kish from someone you get shipped with soon!

I wish I could find a shipping hint for ^.

Granted, I love myself.

I wish for something that rhymes with orange.

Granted! You got a blorange! It's just like an orange, but it smells and tastes horrible!

I wish for a apple.

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Originally Posted by Caprizant

Granted, I love myself.

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Actually, that helps a lot. Hehehe...

Granted. It's a Snow White Special. U R ded.


I wish for eternal youth and handsomeness.

Granted, have fun after the world ends and everyone and everything dies and is destroyed beyond repair, except you.

I wish for a paradox.

Granted. You get the Paradoxical Frog.

I wish for a bowl of Quisp Cereal.