Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, but the first time you drive you crash.

I wish there was something good on TV.

There is a cheeseburger on TV.

I wish for a second 3ds.

Granted, but upon startup, it freezes.

I wish for a hoagie.

Granted, but the bread is moldy, the cheese smells bad, the lettuce is dirty, and the meat is infected.

I wish I had something better to do with my time today.

Granted, you will be spending your day working in a dark coal mine for no money

I wish to see my friends

Granted but you see them having fun without you

I wish I could look awesome while cosplaying PkMn Trainer RED

Granted, but some kid dressed as Gold will come kick your ass, and you will disappear

I wish for honesty

Granted, you are now completely honest, but no one else is.

I wish for a 16 gigabyte SD card.

Granted, but it has the most destructive computer virus ever created on it.

I wish I had a sailboat.

Granted, but it leaks and you drown the first time you use it.

I wish I had more Doritos...

Granted, but they are VERY stale.

I wish I could stop the high pitched beeping coming from my MP3 player.

Granted, but it turns into a high pitched endless loop of "Friday".

I wish you could remember that you're supposed to make a wish.

Granted, but my wish that I remember to make is...

"I wish DracoMan was dead or suffering."

Granted, he is going to get massive retaliation on you for making him suffer

I wish for the perfect Tyranitar