Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, but then you fall down and break your back (thanks a lot XD)

V I wish I can run fast

Granted, you can never stop running and never get the chance to rest again.

I wish I wasn't so shy.

Granted. You show people your darker side, and they avoid you.

I wish I had a day to sleep through.

Granted, but the day lasts forever
I wish I didn't have to wait for anything

Granted but then you get everything at once.

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich.

Granted. It is so crusty and overgrilled that it is inedible.

I wish I never lost any of my socks.

Granted, but this comes at the cost of losing EVERYTHING ELSE. Even your mind.

I wish for a piece of cake.

Granted, but as you eat it a bunch of people come into your house and scream that it's a lie
I wish I had a cooler name

Granted, but it becomes so awesome that it causes anyone reading it to go blind. Even you, after having it changed!

I wish for a large castle.

Granted, H. H. Holmes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Murder Castle
I wish there weren't so many trainer battles in Pearl

Granted. Now you are forced in wild battles everywhere, and you are unable to use repels.

I wish the Kami trio aren't so ugly and frustrating.

Granted. Now they have even more formes!!

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Granted. You are simply lethargic.

I wish I had the Star Saber!

Granted. However, you also get a lawsuit from Lucas Arts for the lightsaber-like weapon.

I wish I can go to my school quickly. Takes an hour with public transit.

Granted. Your home is now school

I wish that I had a real pokeball