Corrupt a Wish v2

Format:

You, the current poster, state a wish.

The next poster posts how it's corrupted and then posts their own wish.

Seriously. After you post the corruption, then POST YOUR OWN WISH.

Example:

Quote:

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P1: I wish I had a dollar.

P2: Granted, but your dollar explodes.

I wish I owned a trainset.

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Now let's start.

I wish I had some caramel candy.

Granted, but it was full of ants in its core.

I wish for a powerful anti-virus system.

Granted, but in downloading it, it used up all your free disc space making your computer slower.

I wish it wasn't raining where I live.

Granted, it started hailing.

I wish for a Dawn plushie.

Granted, but it turns out to be alive, like Chuckie.

I wish I was faster.

I wish the user above me had made a wish so I could corrupt it. :bawl:

Granted, but he wished for you to bang your head against the wall

I wish that my shiny Heatmor would hatch faster.

Granted, it has the worst iv's in the whole world. As in, it doesn't gain one stat at all.

I wish I remembered to post a wish

Your wish was to die horribly and painfully.

I wish more teens would play Pokemon.

granted the world becomes obssesed with pokemon

i wish i didnt have to go to school 5 days a week

Granted, you get a whole load of extra homework to do over the weekend.

I wish I was never tired.

You have to keep running for 100 miles.

I wish overpasses were higher.

Granted, they are in the sky. Good luck driving on an overpass.

I wish farmville wasn't a crappy version of Harvest Moon

Granted, it's the best game ever, but way overpriced.

I wish for a cheeseburger.

Granted, it is made of ferret meat

I wish for my driver's license