"Wowee, this pan sure is uncomfortable."
Eh...?! Did you just confess to me?!
Hey, "God" , do I look like Colress with these glasses? WHAT?! You keep saying I don't?
"Come at me, bro." (or something like that)
Okay, who's the wise guy with the green paint?
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
"You diss, you die."
Haters gonna hate
I'm blue and I don't say?!
"I've taken 999% damage, now you'll pay!"
Who is this git?
"N-No!U-m,P-please st-stop staring"
"Just Like the Burning Flames in my Heart,
Burn it up into Red Hot Flames!!!!"
"Who moved the camera over??"
Somebody please check out my RP!!! Claimer of moody and present!