FEED ME!

FEED ME!
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
WHAT YOU YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T PICK CHARMANDER?
I challenge you to a battle!
Dangerous Circus
I'm choosing where to live.
Staff member of Bulbanews (Writer). Staying up late? Join The No Sleepies Group! I've claimed Cacturne, Suicune, Hustle, Hydro Cannon and Gary.
OM NOM NOM.
Help! The tent is eati--
Missed me? Prepare to die!
Dangerous Circus
Ho ho ho, I do love my blue hair extensions!
Who is this git?
I tell ya, this bowtie is the stiffest around! *thumbs the bowtie to demonstrate*
Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep with my sword in peace...
Banner made by Sir Kurloz Makara.
I can balance the red ball on my head.
Hey, back off! I don't wanna have to wash my shirt a third time, y'know!
Banner made by Sir Kurloz Makara.
Has anyone seen my red ball?
Who is this git?

In America, he's saying, "Great job!"
In Spain, he's saying, "[EFF!] you!"
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

"Alright, who ate the last of the jalapeño peppers!?"
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What? It's totally normal for my pupil to be disintegrating! I'll be fi--*keels over and dies*
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