Oh my... you just gotta be kiddin' me

Oh my... you just gotta be kiddin' me

stand back! i am going to unleash my rage and wrap up that purrloin for my sister
I shouldn't be driving
Get out of my pocket, you monster.
I may not look like it, but I'm still angry with you, little brother...


*insert Rocky theme*
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Bah, you other starters have nothing on me! *roars*

Braaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiins...
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Charizard: Ah, the good old days, before Stealth Rock was created. Sob.
Who is this git?

Pikachu: *to Audino* The cake is a lie, bitch!
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Is that a rock? I don't like rocks!

KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP KARP!

OhyesIamonthebiggestcaffeinerushofmylifeandIamjustsowiredIthinkI'mgonnaracearoundtheworldafewdozenti mes'causeIjustcan'trestrainmyself...
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
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