Thread: The Banned Game v2

^ Banned for opposing my invisibility.

^ Banned for not being flame-resistant.

^ Banned for having a post count with 3 consecutive numbers in it, 2, 3 and 4.

^ Banned for having 7 more posts than you did when I was on here last night.

^ Banned for being on trial in the Court of the Crystal King.

^ Banned for wearing a coat when you're invisible...making clothing totally pointless.

^ Banned because the coat will soon have a few more threads in it. Your eyebrows.

^ Banned for wanting a coat made of a very unorthodox material.

And these eyebrows have a life insurance policy.

^ Banned because they don't have a death insurance policy.

^ Banned because there's no such thing... right...?

^ Banned because there is.

^ Banned because you made me realize that I'm either too clueless or too gullible.

^ Banned because there is also a ban insurance policy.

^ Banned because now you're just making things up.

^ Banned because there is, however, no eyebrow insurance policy.