They both arrived at the same time.
What are tissues for?
They both arrived at the same time.
What are tissues for?
Who is this git?
Exploding cheese balls!
How can a cheese ball be a ball if it's round?
What you see is what you get! Just a guy
who loves adventure. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!
Because swiss cheese has holes.
Why do explosives blow up?
I never have to worry about life any more. I know where life lives and I have combustible lemons.
The clock lies to you.
War between two powerful opposing forces? Make it a three-way. It'll be fun.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. Beware the blind and the sight-impaired.
Because they have nowhere else to go.
Why does pencil marks go away when erased?
Because the eraser rubbed them the wrong way.
Why does gravity always have to oppress normal people wanting to fly?
I never have to worry about life any more. I know where life lives and I have combustible lemons.
The clock lies to you.
War between two powerful opposing forces? Make it a three-way. It'll be fun.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. Beware the blind and the sight-impaired.
It has anger issues
Why do our legs move when walking?
Because we don't move if we don't.
Why is the cake a lie?
I never have to worry about life any more. I know where life lives and I have combustible lemons.
The clock lies to you.
War between two powerful opposing forces? Make it a three-way. It'll be fun.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. Beware the blind and the sight-impaired.
Because our ears can't.
Why does the sheep say "baa"?
What you see is what you get! Just a guy
who loves adventure. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!
It is mad at the back of the man
How do you spell a?
a.
Why are clams in clam chowder?
I never have to worry about life any more. I know where life lives and I have combustible lemons.
The clock lies to you.
War between two powerful opposing forces? Make it a three-way. It'll be fun.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. Beware the blind and the sight-impaired.
Because the oysters don't like soup!
What's 3 + 0?
What you see is what you get! Just a guy
who loves adventure. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!
3
Why does dogs not talk?
They like barking more.
Why do bananas peel?
I never have to worry about life any more. I know where life lives and I have combustible lemons.
The clock lies to you.
War between two powerful opposing forces? Make it a three-way. It'll be fun.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. Beware the blind and the sight-impaired.
because they're scared.
Why does the moon come out at night?

Because a giant man decided to get a wheel of Swiss cheese out for some midnight snacking.
Is Santa Claus weally my parents?
I ran the now-defunct Claim-a-Move Thread. I also claimed Lightning Strike, Marshtomp, Motor Drive, Magic Guard, and Azure Flute (probably also expired, but who cares, as long as you know that I'm the ruler of everything).
In the 2012 era, I have unfairly won America*'s Warrior Cats Mafia (and a few ones before).
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