Nes!!!!!!!
Did you hug a tree today?
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Nes!!!!!!!
Did you hug a tree today?
No XD
Did you pick up some acorns?
What's an "acorns"?
What's your favorite flavor of pie?
squirrel flavor.
Why?
Because Mr. Owl says so.
Will I ever find true love?
when you go to china
do you know the muffin man?
Eh, we're acquaintances, but we don't talk much.
How come you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
because chuck norris said so.
where is my girlfriend?
Bam! Guilty! Of being in space! Goin' to space jail!
Are we in space?
Only if we are recycled.
Where does bread go when toast comes out of the toaster?
Nowhere.
Could you show me the money?
Show me the luggage first.
So whatever happened to Fred Weasley?
He became "holey".
[rimshot]
What is turkey bacon made of?
Jackalope.
Am I pretty?
I would never call a man pretty it is weird and I won't have it! MAN THAT IS ONE SEXY CAR!
HIGH 5 for the Zach Weiner reference?