It's a defense mechanism.
Can I eat the grass?
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It's a defense mechanism.
Can I eat the grass?
No, grass contains doom root, which is fatal to all humans, HGVs and B-Movies made in the seventies.
Why is there a zombie on my lawn?
Because your grass is brain-flavored.
Why is Hot Cocoa Delicious?
Because Mr. Krabs added a secret ingredient.
Was that a zeppelin I just saw?
if it was made of led then yes
who live in a pineapple under the sea?
No one. The pine-apple would have floated, deteriorated, or have been eaten by the time any poor sea creature could move into it.
Why can't penguins fly?
Because they didn't feel like learning.
Why is the sky blue?
magic
are you banging coconuts to simulate a horse sound?
Oh, is that what that sound is?Quote:
Originally Posted by returnofmastercrazyhand
Why does my cactus fight me when I try to hug it?
Because it's mad at you.
Why does my cat Louie grunt instead of meow?
Because he's actually human.
What is up with Metagross' animated sprite?
Metagross learned a signature move called dance dance central
Why do cats see in the dark?
Because they wear invisible night goggles.
When will the Pokemon anime stop promoting Human/Pokemon love relationship?
When Dreamland stops poisoning the water suply of the regions with syrup.
Hey, how can there be a fire underwater?7
Because it's magical fire?
How many squashed bananas would it take to make a hat?