Because the internets made it that way.
Why don't female Machoke wear bras?


Because it's a doggy
Why is mew on this mail?![]()
(and yes that's pokemon related)


The same way Remoraid becomes Octillery... MUTATION!! o_q
Will there ever be a Poison/Dragon type?
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Yes, and it must evolve into a killer clown pokemon.
Why does Geodude's DP entry animation make it look like it's taking a crap?
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Because it is.
Why don't Nidoqueen wear bras?
Axis Powers: Hetalia<3
They like to flaunt themselves. They're whores.
Why didn't Jynx get an evo in gen 4?
Because it's too ugly already.
Why is Magmortar so stupid?
Because apparently Magmar wasn't stupid enough.
Why do we only get one masterball per game, and so many legendaries D:
Because then Game Freak would go broke.
Why does everyone say: "You liek mudkipz?"
Mew took the spot long ago.
Why can't Nidoqueen breed?
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