Because it's too stupid to realize its own type(s).
Do Pokemon ever need to go "to the bathroom"?
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Because it's too stupid to realize its own type(s).
Do Pokemon ever need to go "to the bathroom"?
They do it when the game is off.
Is Weavile a mongoose or weasel?
Neither weavile is weaile and nothing else.
Why doesn't every pokemon have levitate?
Because then all the Ground-type Gym Leaders would lose their jobs.
Why has Pikachu not been reunited with his beloved ketchup yet?
Because mustard is faster
Why do fans consider Bidoof useless when it makes a great HM slave?
Because they are abolitionists of the highest order.
Why must I wait until spring to play B&W?
Because Game Freak know that you will be at your busiest in the spring, so it'll take you forever to find time to play, let alone beat the game.
Will there be sequels for B&W?
Yes. But Nintendo will never tell you.
What does HM stand for?
Herman Meville. THAR SHE BLOWS!
What can you do with a team composed of nothing but Luvdisc?
Eat them.
How come Ash is the main character?
He's the only one who wanted the job.
Why are Normal types not super effective against anything?
Because that's abnormal, and abnormal is normal.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swellow?
about the same as the brain power of ash ketchum as a 5 year old IE: not much
what does ASH stand for?
Asexual Silver Heretic.
Why can't Gary's Girth be ignored?
Because hes too sexy.
Where do you catch Mewthree?