Expunge him from the payroll this instant!

Expunge him from the payroll this instant!
May 26th - The Final Countdown
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F[BLEEP] that!
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
God... do you have to swear like that?
Well, I’ll stay close without the sleep
My broken heart is yours to keep
So pull out the puzzle and every piece
While I take all the gain
He does that sometimes.
What are you afraid of? And what are you made of?
Flesh and bone
And I'm running out of time,
Flesh and bone

I hope that hooligan is thrown in the slammer for such uncouth behavior.
May 26th - The Final Countdown
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Just hoping may be enough.
What are you afraid of? And what are you made of?
Flesh and bone
And I'm running out of time,
Flesh and bone
Keep it realistic, hoping will never be enough.
Let's be realistic, then.
What are you afraid of? And what are you made of?
Flesh and bone
And I'm running out of time,
Flesh and bone

Man way to be a downer. :(
May 26th - The Final Countdown
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No idea what's going on as I walked in here.
Oh really?
Well, I’ll stay close without the sleep
My broken heart is yours to keep
So pull out the puzzle and every piece
While I take all the gain

Puh-LEAZE! At least I can bleep out my own cusswords, unlike some people I know.
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Question: What are we talking about right now?
Right now we are talking about... uh... soup.

Soup? I love soup! Is it ramen soup?
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
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