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    #61: Set all the alarm clocks to go off at five-minute intervals.
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    You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
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    #62: Roll around in blue jelly and yell continuously: " I R SONIC!!!"
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    #63: Set up a tent in the camping department and invite others to join you.
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    You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
    You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
    The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
    You've had more court dates than second dates.
    The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
    You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
    You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

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    #64 eat something at the tasting corner and pretend to have a horrible stomach ache.

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    #65- Run around with panties on my head and socks on my hands yelling " I am megasaurus, fear me! And how can I help you here in Wal-Mart, need to find anything?"
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    #66: Clear one of the shelves and lay down on it.

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    #67: stand by one of the cashiers, and continuously stare at the customers.

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    #68: TP the appliances section. Proceed throwing rolls of TP at other customers. Run before cops get ya, and leave a freshly shaken coke with mentos inside before you leave. Things go BOOM! afterwards
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    #69: Grab every article of clothing in the clothing section, and go to the fitting rooms.

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    #70 go all around the store and ask the cashier, janitor, salesperson, whoever "When does the store close?"

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    #71 Go get a lawnmower and chase people with it!~

    Why does the stuff I add include terrorizing people? oh well weird!
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    #72 Ask to see the store manager, and ask "Could ya change my dollar to 4 quarters?"

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    #1.334523457890012345Take photos for "People Of Wal-Mart"!
    #Klaatu Barada Nikto.:LEAVE!
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    #74: Leave a trail of tomato juice leading into the men's room.
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    You Might Be A Redneck If...

    You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
    You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
    The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
    You've had more court dates than second dates.
    The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
    You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
    You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

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    #75: Shake up a bunch of soda cans and put them back in the freezer.

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