Thread: Looking Forward: The Plasma Report: TOP SECRET

Suicide theory = Debunked.

Originally Posted by Articuno26

Suicide theory = Debunked.

Not even a theory. Just a retard fanwank. Honestly, a good article would be on the literal flood of halfbaked fan "theories" people post and the torrent of "Omg. I never realized that!" replies that come after.

Suicide doesn't even make sense for a kid's game like Pokémon.

That isn't even the point! The point is: the plots of each new game's evil organizations have gotten darker and eviller. Plasma's may be even worse than the last. Team "Raid On the City Knock Out Evil Tusks"'s actions are petty by comparison.

Maybe they should be new villains in Pokémon Ranger. Those teams (Go-Rock, Dim Sun) are still on brainwashing Pokémon to perform evil deeds. I think TR'd fit right in. Anyone else with me?

Ugh. Might have been interesting if it were at least well-written fanfic.

Why do people like me prefer Team Rocket? Maybe because they seem like realistic villains with realistic goals (organized crime involving Pokemon), rather than raving idiots ('I'll remake the world!' bs). Maybe because their grunts make sense (small-time criminals working for a larger syndicate, with standardized burgling uniforms (see also why I like the Foot in the 1990 TMNT movie)), rather than being clueless cultists (see especially Team Galactic) who dress like clowns (no offense to clowns intended).

Basically, Team Rocket seems like they could be real villains in the everyday Pokemon world, without relying on escalating legendaries.

Originally Posted by anaphysik

Ugh. Might have been interesting if it were at least well-written fanfic.

Why do people like me prefer Team Rocket? Maybe because they seem like realistic villains with realistic goals (organized crime involving Pokemon), rather than raving idiots ('I'll remake the world!' bs). Maybe because their grunts make sense (small-time criminals working for a larger syndicate, with standardized burgling uniforms (see also why I like the Foot in the 1990 TMNT movie)), rather than being clueless cultists (see especially Team Galactic) who dress like clowns (no offense to clowns intended).

Basically, Team Rocket seems like they could be real villains in the everyday Pokemon world, without relying on escalating legendaries.

exactly no one in real life try to conquer the world besides hitler but thats not the case, everyday there is robbers and drug dealers, not people who want to fill the earth with water or land, because even criminals think "THAT IS FUCKIN RATARDED" but really, with pokemon people can accomplish a lot more things but yet magma/aqua/galactic had plans that would literally kill everyone including themselves yet team rocket were more like ordinary criminals, thus, i dont want plasma doing anything retard either

I can only hope that Black and White get released sooner so we can stop seeing these alleged opinion pieces.

Originally Posted by 1Eevee1

I can only hope that Black and White get released sooner so we can stop seeing these alleged opinion pieces.

do you mean japan or everywhere else? regardless we will find out when it comes out in japan in september but still, hope plasma isnt a retarded team

Anywhere.

I mean, if anybody wanted, I could post an article full of mindless, meaningless twaddle backed up by statistics. It might be slightly more relevant then this opinion piece, of which the only thing we know is that they dress up as knights, and they're the evil team.

For all we know, they could want to perfect the instant curry or something, which is why they run around stealing Pokemon.

I have no qualms about speculation, but can we at least have some vague basis to speculate from?

I thought it was a fun little piece.

WTF? Giovanni is alive?

Originally Posted by anaphysik

'I'll remake the world!' bs

Insert reference to me causing HGSS here.

Originally Posted by Articuno26

Suicide theory = Debunked.

Originally Posted by Tsutarja

WTF? Giovanni is alive?

This article doesn't contribute to the Giovanni suicude discussion at all, because it is written by GodofPH and is therefore a fan-written article.

Anyway, I am interested to find out more about Team Plasma's intentions, and I hope they do not go further than trying to alter the whole world (despite trends in the villain team's plans suggesting they will).

why does this guy pat and others have to post stupid articles that aren't even news =/ if he wants to do something like this then he should post it on the forum or his own blog!!

*facepalm* This is going to end well [/sarcasm]

TEAM ROCKET VS TEAM AERO ANYONE?

This war will continue to spam the forums if we keep having articles like this.

Originally Posted by Remoraid11

why does this guy pat and others have to post stupid articles that aren't even news =/ if he wants to do something like this then he should post it on the forum or his own blog!!

To quote what Jacob said earlier;

Originally Posted by YeOldeJacob

Open your local newspaper. Does it have opinions, personality pieces, and even the occasional short story?

Thought so.

BulbaNews is an interwebs newspaper. In the past, columns and other non-news pieces were common (See: Columns). This rejuvenation of regular columns started months ago. There are even three other non-news pieces currently on the front page (The Stuff of Legend and two Looking Forward pieces), so it isn't like this change should come as a shock at this point.

Don't like non-news in your newspaper? Well, you can always not click on it.

Please read the thread before you post ¬_¬