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    Default Vuvuzela: a GenV one-shot... sorta

    Woah, I wrote a crack fic! (you may find it in FF.net here)



    I really have nothing else to say, except that I feel dirty.



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    Vuvuzela

    By Kayi S. Rowling

    “I think there might be something seriously wrong with you, pal.” A GenV crack/speculation one-shot, set after you beat the Isshu champion.

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    You couldn’t believe it. There was no way you could have; it was just impossible!

    Because the miracle of the millennium had happened: you had marched through the Elite Four with your trusted Pokémon companions, a team you had trained with since that fateful day you and your childhood friends had gotten that wrapped up gift from the Professor, and then you had proceeded to face off against the Isshu Champion, the best of the best…

    And you had freaking won!

    What was this? Was someone pulling a highly elaborate prank on you? Most likely, even when that Pokémon that had fainted across from you truly looked beaten up, even when you trusted your own Pokémon to be that strong… Even when the freaking Champion was calling at you for being so good while recalling that poor thing back to its Pokéball, your thoughts just kept telling you there was no way you had won. That didn’t happen in real life! It was an awesome thing on TV, and movies, and books, and comics, and videogames… But all that was fiction! You were just a random trainer, not the protagonist of an awesome and inspiring story!

    …you snapped out of your shocked stupor when your childhood friends, Cheren and Bel, caught up with you, presumably to keep you from shaming yourself further by just standing there, looking like an idiot, if not actually brain-dead.

    “Congratulations!” Bel nearly shrieked, throwing her arms around your neck and hugging you. “You totally showed them not to mess with us, kids from—!”

    “Now, now, there, no need to insult everyone else, woman,” Cheren calmly reprimanded her, pushing his glasses up his nose. Then he patted your shoulder awkwardly, like only those friends that feign to be cool and aloof can do. “Well done,” was all he said. He didn’t even smile, the jerk!

    However, an even bigger jerk was approaching, a bastard of a whole new level that consistently refused to give anyone his name for no adequately explained reason… Your friends almost jumped away from you upon sensing danger and aggression being sweat by every single pore of the green-haired guy’s body. Who was also keeping his arms behind his back in a suspicious manner; was he carrying a cleaver? A sword? A chainsaw? He surely wanted to kill you now; this was the “I will surpass the Champion” guy, after all!

    “Congratulations… Champion,” N spat, before revealing his weapon: a freaking vuvuzela. You heard Bel giggling and Cheren coughing to mask his wish to laugh as well.

    …then neither of you could hear anything anymore as N blew the hellish thing for what seemed like an eternity, but was most assuredly less than ten seconds. Still, your ears hurt; having covered them in haste with your hands hadn’t helped at all!

    By the time your hearing returned partially, Bel was still crying in distress and Cheren kept groaning as he kept feeling that horrible ringing in his ears. Turning to glare at N, you found him smirking.

    “Now I’ll have to defeat you,” he simply said, shrugging and somehow twirling the vuvuzela with a single hand. What was he now? A cheerleader?

    “I think there might be something seriously wrong with you, pal,” you replied.

    The other three gasped in shock. “You can actually talk?



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    This is crack...?

    It's just N going into the stadium with a vuvuzela. I fail to see what's so cracky about that.

    I mean, it's a little funny, but that's about it.
    The word "quadragonal" is the only word with "dragon" in it where "dragon" is not a root word. That makes it awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zekurom View Post
    This is crack...?

    It's just N going into the stadium with a vuvuzela. I fail to see what's so cracky about that.

    I mean, it's a little funny, but that's about it.
    For me, that's cracky enough... I guess that gives you a clue that I totally don't do nor read crack.

    Thanks for reading.

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    I like the fact that they nearly said the town name. A bit like Springfield's State in Simpsons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chao-der! View Post
    I like the fact that they nearly said the town name. A bit like Springfield's State in Simpsons.
    Yeah, well... We don't yet now the town's name, so obviously I'm not risking it. I also abstained from calling the Prof. "Araragi," because that's most assuredly not her English name.

    ...thanks for reading, too.

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    Yeah, I know that, it's funny the way you made that into a joke though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chao-der! View Post
    Yeah, I know that, it's funny the way you made that into a joke though.
    Thanks for the compliment, really

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    I like what you did to cover up the starting town's name. That's one problem I'm having when writing my Isshu fiction. I was thinking of using a slug-name until it was revealed, but you've given me an idea xD

    I had to laugh when I read this, because it's completely out of nowhere, and it's current xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryu Shoji View Post
    I like what you did to cover up the starting town's name. That's one problem I'm having when writing my Isshu fiction. I was thinking of using a slug-name until it was revealed, but you've given me an idea xD
    Well, I'm sure pleased that you found this piece of crack useful

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryu Shoji View Post
    I had to laugh when I read this, because it's completely out of nowhere, and it's current xD
    Hee hee hee, thank you Glad you found it funny too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kayi Rowling View Post

    The other three gasped in shock. “You can actually talk?
    Genius. Pure genius.

    I like this oneshot. Maybe when we find out more about Generation V you can do a few more little cracky sketches. I especially liked the vuvuzela!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NikNak3000 View Post
    Genius. Pure genius.
    Wow, thanks

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    I like this oneshot. Maybe when we find out more about Generation V you can do a few more little cracky sketches. I especially liked the vuvuzela!
    I'm glad you liked it, really I kinda didn't when I first published it...; I only liked the freaking vuvuzela, actually ("N/vuvuzela=OTP", from the FF.net author notes)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kayi Rowling View Post
    For me, that's cracky enough... I guess that gives you a clue that I totally don't do nor read crack.
    It's funny, but not really the crack kind of funny.

    Level of crackiness: 1/10
    Level of humour: 4/10

    Grammar, style, and flow: 8/10

    Yeah, sorry, I'm not easily impressed.
    The word "quadragonal" is the only word with "dragon" in it where "dragon" is not a root word. That makes it awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zekurom View Post
    It's funny, but not really the crack kind of funny.

    Level of crackiness: 1/10
    Level of humour: 4/10

    Grammar, style, and flow: 8/10

    Yeah, sorry, I'm not easily impressed.
    Somehow, I already knew that.

    Now I ask directly for tips on the "grammar, style and flow" grade. Do me the favor of elaborating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kayi Rowling View Post
    Somehow, I already knew that.
    Yeah, I guess. Accordingly, I've never given anybody a 9/10 on anything yet, at least in a public review.

    Now I ask directly for tips on the "grammar, style and flow" grade. Do me the favor of elaborating.
    That I shall.

    I guess the usage of "you" made for some awkward moments. Also, the random usage of italics. It was suitable in most places, but in some it seemed out of place.

    8/10 is already very good, at least coming from me.
    The word "quadragonal" is the only word with "dragon" in it where "dragon" is not a root word. That makes it awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zekurom View Post
    Yeah, I guess. Accordingly, I've never given anybody a 9/10 on anything yet, at least in a public review.
    Woah You're not only not easily pleased, you might actually not be able to be pleased at all *hides*

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    That I shall.

    I guess the usage of "you" made for some awkward moments. Also, the random usage of italics. It was suitable in most places, but in some it seemed out of place.

    8/10 is already very good, at least coming from me.
    Yeah, I get told about the italics a lot *awkward*

    ...and now you have me wondering how you'd be rating my other stories, but I'm as sure as Hell not going to ask you directly.

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