:lx175: Sarah was sitting in her beanbag chair, watching cartoons and eating her morning bowl of Tooth Rot cereal with dairy cream when her mother entered the room.
"Sarah.", mother said with a soothing voice. "Our next door neighbor's are going away for the weekend, and they were wondering if we could take care of their Togepi."
"Huh?", Sarah ignored her mother as she watched a cartoon Pikachu chase a cartoon Meowth with a giant meat cleaver on the TV.
"DAMN IT, SARAH!! DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING MORE CONSTRUCTIVE TO DO ON A SATURDAY MORNING THAN WATCHING VIOLENT CARTOONS?". Mother turns the TV set off.
Sarah stood up and looked her mother in the eye with that "I'm Gonna Kill You Bitch" look on her face.
"Since you're not doing anything, YOU can watch Togepi!", mother hands Sarah a Togepi, which immediately started crying when Sarah held it.
"And what am I supposed to do with it?", Sarah asked in protest as Togepi was still crying, it's tears soaking Sarah's nightie.
"I don't know. Play with it, feed it, do something with it!", mother leaves the room to answer the telephone. Sarah takes the still-crying Togepi up to her room, where she sets it on her bed, which was a mess with the sheets half-off the mattress and the comforter on the floor. She goes into her toy chest to find Togepi something to play with when, suddenly, she sniffs the air and detected the distinct smell of urine. She turned around to see that Togepi had pissed on her bed.
"Why you fucking...", Sarah runs over and punches Togepi, sending it flying into a wall. The Togepi's crying became even louder, so Sarah took a roll of duct tape and taped Togepi's mouth shut. Then she mutters to herself "Jesus fucking Christ! Why is it that I always get the stupid assignments."
Then, Sarah's mother calls to her from downstairs. "Sarah, what was that noise?"
"Uhh, I accidentally knocked over the lamp. I'm okay.", Sarah replied, covering up the fact that when Togepi hit the wall, it put a huge dent in the drywall. She then takes Togepi and heads to the bathroom, where she dunked it's head in the toilet, then squirted Bleach Out toilet bowl cleaner into it's eyes. Togepi struggled, it's crying muffled by the duct tape over it's mouth. Sarah then took a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and poured it all over Togepi's egg shell body before taking a cigarette lighter and setting it on fire. Leaving the injured Togepi in the toilet, Sarah closed the lid and pushed down on the handle.Since Togepi was too big to be flushed, it didn't get very far. Then it drowned in the bowl,
Sarah's father, having returned from his job as an accountant for Team Rocket, went upstairs to take a piss. He opened the lid and found Togepi, floating face down in the bowl with third degree burns on it's body.
"SARAH ELIZABETH PRAXTON, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE RIGHT NOW!!", father shouted as he tried to hold in his wee-wee. Sarah entered the bathroom, where her father immediately grabbed her by her ponytail and showed her the toilet.
"WHAT IS THIS?", her enraged father asked.
"Looks like a dead Togepi to me.", Sarah answered while trying to keep a straight face.
"THIS ISN'T MRS. FIARRO'S LITTLE GIRL'S TOGEPI BY CHANCE, IS IT?"
"Dad, that thing took a pee on my bed!"
"Jesus, last week, you claimed that a Jigglypuff left seminal fluid on your sheets, and now this? You are hereby grounded for a year!"
"FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!!", Sarah fired back as she smacked her father in the face.
"YOU ARE IN REAL DEEP SHIT, MISSY!", Father turns Sarah around and spanks her repeatedly. Then he kicks her in the butt while shouting "NOW GET THE FUCK INTO YOUR ROOM AND DON'T MOVE UNTIL I COME AND GET YOU!!"
Tearful and angry, Sarah entered her room, where she slammed the door so hard that a few pictures were knocked from their hooks and fell to the floor. Father then picked up the dead Togepi and carried it downstairs, where Mother caught a glimpse of it and gasped in horror.
Later that evening, Father buried the Togepi in the neighbors' backyard, next to the tall tree with a Beedrill's nest at the very top. Then he looked at a pamphlet for the Team Rocket Military Academy, since he is considering sending his undisciplined child to said Academy. Maybe Boot Camp will do her some good, he thought. He then reentered the house to retire for the night. :lx175: