Hi, some of you may remember reading these over at Serebii and OPS. Well I've decided to post them again but with a few changes made. I'll add some more later. Anyway, here's the first wave of my bloopers, enjoy.
[Pokemon I choose you]
Ash: [holding Pikachu when he gets it] this one is the best one of them all. [Pikachu suddenly pees all over Ash]EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!
Director: Cut. Great, the first day of shooting and we're already having difficulties.
Ash: Can’t we just use a Pikachu that's potty trained?
Ash's Mom: [hands Ash bunches of stuff] don’t forget your underwear, your sleeping bag, your pajamas, let’s not forget your favorite teddy bear, Mr. Snuggy
Ash: AAAH, Mom, no one is supposed to know about that!
Ash's Mom: Oh, sorry.
Ash:[struggling]don't you think that’s Enough stuff
Ash's Mom: Those are only the essentials, Here’s your T.V., Your VCR, Portable DVD player, Playstation 2, Gamecube, stereo, gameboy...
Ash: Errr, Mom, I’ll be outside most of the time, there’s no electricity.
Ash's Mom: Oh, don't be ridiculous, you have your own power source, Right Pikachu?
Ash: [to anyone reading this] And you say you have embarrassing parents
[The scene where Ash sees Misty for the first time]
Misty: Hey, I got something [fishes out Ash] Wow, what a kyuutieeee!
Misty: No, you.
Director: Cut. Maybe we should make Pebbleman the flirty one. [I know that's not Brock's last name, but IMO, it sounds way better than Slate]
[the part near the end]
Ash: Pikachu? Are you alright?
Pikachu: [weakly] Pik-a
Ash: I think I may have damaged that cute girl's bike.
Ash: But she is!
Misty: You really think I'm cute?
Ash: Yep. I love you
Misty: [Swoons] Oh, Ash [huggles him] I love you too.
Pokemon Fashion Flash
Misty: Psyduck and I are gonna look so cute, you won't resist.
Ash: But, you're cute now.
Misty: [eyes glitter] You really think so?
Ash: [holds Misty's hands] yeah. [they both kiss]
Director: Cut! Ash, you're supposed to insult her, not flirt with her.
Ash: [whining] But I don't wanna, I love her!
Brock: See that Susie, That could be us.
Susie: That’s what I'm afraid of.
Misty: Excuse me miss, but where is everybody?
Freaky looking Cross dresser: They're at Susie's it’s time for her...
[Misty starts laughing her butt off]
Director: Cut! What's so funny?
Misty: His voice
Crossdresser: There is nothing wrong with my voice, and I'm 100% woman. [Snap snap]
Misty: Yeah right. You're more woman than James will ever be.
James: Yeah, that's ri...Hey!
Misty: [stifled laughter] Excuse m-me, wh-where is everybody?
Crossdresser: They're at...
Crossdresser: That's the 5th take, If anybody needs me, I'll be in my trailer.[runs off sobbing]
Ash:[off screen]Sheesh, What a wuss.
Misty: [with James' voice] Excuse me, where is everybody?
Director: Cut! James, what are you doing?
James: It was her idea, she put me up to it.
Misty: Well, it sounded right, after all, she sounds like a guy. [It's true, of course that was the dub's fault]
James: What was that for anyway?
Misty: Payback for that stunt you pulled on me back in the Porta Vista episode a while back
James: But Nobody in America saw that part!
Misty: But it was still humiliating!
Ash: [Seeing Misty's new look] Wow Misty, you look kawaii.
Misty: Thanks Ash. Rescue me now, and I'll give you a cuddle treatment.
Ash: Okay! [grabs Misty and runs out of Salon Roquet]
Dig those diglett
Gary: Well well, if it isn't little Ashy. Hey, who's the cutie?
Ash: BACK OFF MAN, SHE'S MINE!
Director: I need an aspirin
Friends To The End
Misty: Hey Ash, want to go down to the Pokemon village to get some souvenirs?
Ash: Okay, let's go.
Director: Cut, you're supposed to be depressed.
Ash: Well, she sure makes me happy. And how can I say no to a pretty face like hers?
Director: [anime cloud] Now, I'm depressed.
Brock: You need a girlfriend, bad.
Director: Oh, shaddap
The Misty Mermaid
[Warning, perverted humor coming up]
Daisy: ...and, the handsome Prince will be played by me, of course.
Ash: Why can't I play the prince? I'm perfect for that part.
Daisy: This is a family show, only we sisters can perform.
Ash: Sounds like incest if you ask me. -_-
Director: Thank you, Jerry Springer
[crew members chant Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!]
Director: I gotta get a new line of work.
[ok, so maybe that wasn't so perverted, but this next scene is.]
[At the beginning of the show where Misty "reveals" herself to the audience]
Ash: [drooling] Wow, Misty looks hot
[Misty's bikini top falls off and into the water]
Misty: Oops [blushes, and covers up]
Ash: WHOO-HOO! LOOK AT THEM PUPPIES! YEAH, BABY!
Director: Why do I get the feeling he’s been watching too much RAW?
Misty: the way Togepi looked at me was just awful I've never seen it like this before. You’ve got to do something, You just got to.[sobs]
Ash:Aww,[comforts Misty]it's alright, we'll figure this out, and everything will be just fine.
Tracey: [sniffling] Young love is so sweet.
Director: You’re not supposed to comfort her!
Ash: Well, what am I supposed to do, let her cry? That would be very un-boyfriend like.
Director: WHY MUST YOU PUT YOUR OFFSCREEN RELATIONSHIP ONSCREEN?!
Ash: I don’t know, maybe because WE WANT IT ONSCREEN!
Director: Well, I don’t. This is a kids' show, and if we add that kissy-kissy stuff to the show, our ratings will drop!
Ash: [muttering] As if they aren’t low enough already.
Ash: You’re not going anywhere until you tell us everything you know! [sobs]
Misty: Aww, poor Ashy-Washy [comforts him, but sees no tears] Huh, you're not crying.
Ash: [whispers] Just play along.
[Misty continues to comfort Ash]
Director: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! Why can’t you be like Jessie and James?
James: Actually, we have an off screen relationship too.
Director: Et tu Roquet?
Meowth: Dat’s right!
Director: Excuse me for a moment [goes into the closet] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[at the end of the episode]
Ash: Oh well, you can't lose 'em all.
[all laugh, Tracey slips off of Lapras and into the water]
Tracey: Aaah...Help, I can't swim!
Ash: Tracey, stand up, we're in a kiddy pool
Director: I hate my life.
Ash: Oh well, you can't win them all
Tracey: [stops laughing] Uhh, guys, why are we laughing?
Ash: Y'know, I have no idea
Misty: Me neither. Wanna make out?
Director: Why didn't I listen to my dad and become a lawyer?
That's it for now, I'll add in some more bloopers later, with some parts from the movies. If anyone has any good ideas for bloopers, PM them to me, and I'll post them. They only have to be
PG rated with mild language or some suggestive themes.