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    Merry Christmas, nerds.





    The Boy Who Asked for Coal






    On a frosty white night

    Near the end of December

    An old Delibird prepping for flight

    Had just started to remember

    Of all the good girls and boys

    Who send letters to the North Pole

    One asked not for candy or toys

    But a stocking full of coal!

    “What sort of child,” he pondered aloud

    “Would ever, oh ever, want all of that?

    The moon peered from an icy cloud

    As fresh snow speckled his hat

    Yet he stood there with hardly a clue!

    And as precious night ticked from the zone

    He exclaimed right out of the blue

    “Ah yes, I remember that boy— that Steven Stone!





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    Default Re: The Boy Who Asked for Coal

    ... Ha.
    Ahahahaha... I see. Uh... yet the nitpicky part of me wants to mention that coal isn't really a rock or mineral, but carbonized dead stuff...
    BUT NO NEED TO GET NERDY HERE. Nice seasonal poem!
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    Default Re: The Boy Who Asked for Coal

    Quote Originally Posted by BlackOsprey View Post
    ... Ha.
    Ahahahaha... I see. Uh... yet the nitpicky part of me wants to mention that coal isn't really a rock or mineral, but carbonized dead stuff...
    BUT NO NEED TO GET NERDY HERE. Nice seasonal poem!

    Yeah, I saw a post on Tumblr about this and made this poem up in twenty minutes. But that's totally what he'd do! ;)


    Edit: According to Wikipedia, coal is, in fact, a rock. Hurrah.
    Last edited by Arkadelphiak; 25th December 2014 at 08:08 PM.

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    Default Re: The Boy Who Asked for Coal

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

    Well, he probably got the coal he wanted. But what if he had asked for some expensive gemstones?

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    Default Re: The Boy Who Asked for Coal

    Quote Originally Posted by diamondpearl876 View Post
    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

    Well, he probably got the coal he wanted. But what if he had asked for some expensive gemstones?



    The very next year

    That old Delibird let off a moan

    At a mighty letter of cheer

    From none other than Steven Stone

    “Dear Santa, would you please

    Bring me ruby, sapphire, and emerald?”

    He penned with a tinge of tease

    “The cost,” he marveled, “such a gift would herald!”

    But if Steven insisted, he could not say no

    The gaudy old bird sighed and began to pack

    But put on a smirk and a bit of show

    And dropped Nintendo’s finest in the sack


    Last edited by Arkadelphiak; 26th December 2014 at 11:53 PM.

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    Default Re: The Boy Who Asked for Coal

    Well there isn't much to review here now is it xD but it does seem like a fun series of little poems that make for some interesting laughs :p

    Though now I wonder how Steven got his Beldum :P

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    Default Re: The Boy Who Asked for Coal

    Quote Originally Posted by Arkadelphiak View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by diamondpearl876 View Post
    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

    Well, he probably got the coal he wanted. But what if he had asked for some expensive gemstones?



    The very next year

    That old Delibird let off a moan

    At a mighty letter of cheer

    From none other than Steven Stone

    “Dear Santa, would you please

    Bring me ruby, sapphire, and emerald?”

    He penned with a tinge of tease

    “The cost,” he marveled, “such a gift would herald!”

    But if Steven insisted, he could not say no

    The gaudy old bird sighed and began to pack

    But put on a smirk and a bit of show

    And dropped Nintendo’s finest in the sack


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