19th July 2004, 07:59 PM
An exausted Jessie, James, and Meowth walk into a buffet-style restaurant after having once again barely survived the hard landing after being blasted off for the umpteenth time by a Pikachu that is the property of Ash Ketchum. The waitress greeted them.
"Hi! Please have a seat anywhere you want!", the waitress said with a smile.
"Fuck you, you little tart!", Jessie flips her the bird as the three walked to the nearest table. Out of nowhere, Jessie's Wobbuffet materialized from it's Monster Ball, and it caught a glimpse of a sign that read "All-You-Can-Eat Buffet..12 credits per person, including soup, salad, and dessert bar". Then it starts going crazy because it's mind interpreted the sign to mean that it was All-You-Can-Eat Wobbuffet abbreviated. Wobbuffet overturns the table where the underdogs of Team Rocket sat, then started ripping up the buffet stations: pieces of Magikarp fillet and garlic sauteed mushrooms hitting the floor. In a panic, the crowd proceeded toward the exit.
"Calm down, Wobbuffet!", Jessie and James each grabbed Wobbuffet as it started screaming obscenities and shaking it's arms.
"Uhh, I don't think you're reaching him, Jess.", Meowth said as he loaded up on chocolate mousse with rainbow sprinkles.
"Damn it, don't just stand there, loading up on dessert. Get it's Monster Ball!", James tightened his grip on Wobbuffet, who picked up a pan of rice noodles and hurled it toward the entrance just as Ash and his companions walked in. Ash took a faceful of the scorching hot food as Misty stood there and giggled her head off, her Togepi making it's usual cute noises while smiling and flapping it's arms. Brock, Pikachu in arms, looked at the situation and said, "The health inspector's going to have a field day when he sees this."