Lol the one with James and Jessie discussing about the kids is hilarious.
Togepi: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Meowth: GAH!!! DA TWERPS JUST GOT FAMOUS!?
Misty: And why don't YOU have sex?
pretty messed up batch here:
Meowth: I'm surrounded by cute girls in short skirts and none of dem have anything good up dere! What has dis world come to!!!!
Ash(offscreen): Meowth, it's happened for years now, there's always been girls in short skirts, but this is a kids anime, the directors keep it all to themselves. You'll get used to it.
Meowth: Dat sucks.
Ash: WILL YOU STOP VIOLATING ME??? THIS IS A KIDS SHOW, AND THIS IS NO TIME FOR FANSERVICE, AND IT'S REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE!!!!
Luxio: You're no fun. I'm going back to doing that to Pikachu.
Pikachu: Aw f*ck, not again, Ash does that to me enough....
You sir, have just been sweeped.
Meowth: Wow, it's Dawn. Hopefully I can love Dawn without Ash finding out...
Ash: What did you say?
Meowth: I said shut da hell up, Ash!
Harley: Oh, you're breasts are adorable! And you're butt is so smooth!
Roselia: Welcome to the club, Harley.
Harley: Wow, your Roselia talks!?
Newsreader: And as you can see, girl's breasts have grown considerably.
Dawn: What do you want?
Newsreader: Can I touch your breasts?
Dawn: Only if you pay.
Newsreader: Deal..... over.
Luxio: Yep, it's a boy. Damn.
Meowth: Shit, busted!
Jessie/Dawn: We saw you with your paws up our skirts!
Harley: Oh girl, tell me, did you and Drew already have sex?
May: Well, we eh...
Drew: Yeah we did, got any problems with it?
Dawn: With my new grown boobs Kenny HAS to ask me out! ^^
Ash: Oh god, I just got an erection...