Ave! Following my tradition of moving my stories out of their stronghold to conquer the Internet, I bring you curious folks a story. I usually preface it by saying it's sort of inspired by the story of the Hoenn-based games and that I went crazy after that - but to be honest, the words are tired out now, so I might just get on with it and let the story do the talking. (There's usually a Hamlet reference at this point, but I'm getting sick of them.)
It's finished elsewhere, but I'll post it in chunks because it's huge and I'll scare everyone off if I do it all at once.
Actually, I ain't familiar with this ratings system, so I think I'll clarify things a little more here and say that this is, on other sites, rated 15 for some violence, swearing (in Nadsat, of course; I don't do swearing in English) and some slight innuendo. Oh, and some dark bits. This is sounding less and less like a comedy, actually. I'd better stop warning you and just show you the words, if only to prove that this really is quite lighthearted.
Chapter One: Introducing Robin Goodfellow
Chapter Two: Bat Out of Hell
Chapter Three: Dance Like a Ludicolo
Chapter Four: Ruby and Sapphire
Chapter Five: A New Threat
Chapter Six: Once Bitten, Twice Shy
Chapter Seven: No Peace for the Wicked
Chapter Eight: A Grand Day Out
Chapter Nine: The Biggest Bet in Human History
Chapter Ten: A Disguise Too Far
Chapter Eleven: The Power of the Goodwin
Chapter Twelve: Gremlins
Chapter Thirteen: Believe Me Natalie
Chapter Fourteen: Gemstones Rampant on a Field Sable
Chapter Fifteen: Pokéfan Kaleb Would Like to Battle
Chapter Sixteen: I Am the Main Character!
Chapter Seventeen: The Unbearable Darkness of Seeing
Chapter Eighteen: One Kester, Two Kester, Red Kester, Blue Kester
Chapter Nineteen: Ho Ho Hobo
Chapter Twenty: Those Glazzies Clopped Him in the Pletcho
Chapter Twenty-One: Styrofoam Peanuts
Chapter Twenty-Two: Blintzkrieg
Chapter Twenty-Three: A Hobo's Fighting Spirit
Chapter Twenty-Four: Bad Day Bad Day Bad Day!
Chapter Twenty-Five: The Convergence of the Main (Characters)
Chapter Twenty-Six: A Promise Once Made
Chapter Twenty-Seven: All the Pretty Faces
Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Girl who Trained with Fire
Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Punk's Tale
Chapter Thirty: The Minister
Chapter Thirty-One: The Importance of Being a Meteorite
Chapter Thirty-Two: Aww, She Thinks She's People
Chapter Thirty-Three: Lavaridge is Neither a Ridge Nor Lava. Discuss.
Chapter Thirty-Four: Someone Holds a Candle to Sapphire
Chapter Thirty-Five: Blood, Sweat and Swablu
Chapter Thirty-Six: All Things Bright and Beautiful
Chapter Thirty-Seven: In the Zoo, the Mighty Zoo, the Lion Sleeps Tonight
Chapter Thirty-Eight: Humming the Bassline
Chapter Thirty-Nine: Raiders of the Lost Kester
Chapter Forty: Giga! Drill! SAPPHIIIIIIRE!
Chapter Forty-One: The Cow and the Cauliflower