Serafina -=Skit Begins=-
Serafina: Chow time~!
Alister: Oh, good. Glad someone was cooking – I’m starved.
Serafina: Hehe, men always think they’re starving.
Alister: I’ve been hunting all morning.
Serafina: Oh, stop whining. Here’s lunch.
Alister: … Okay.
Serafina: So, how is it? … Alister?
Alister: Argh! … What did you put in that!?
Serafina: Choking on my food? It wasn’t that bad!
Alister: It felt like I swallowed a rock!
Serafina: All I did was heat up the fire a little more … Cooking is boring.
Alister: … Bah. No wonder Cassandra always cooks. I think that my mouth is scalded raw now.
Serafina: If you think you can do better, then be my guest.
Alister: Gladly. The only word for that was “yuck”.