Pokemon - Stoner Quest (NC-17 for drug use, profane language, non-graphic sex)
This story is naughty... enough said. I would give it an r-rating, but went with NC-17 just to safe. It's always better safe than sorry, is what I say!
This story appeared in the final issue of my Short Bus Degenerates e-zine, and I decided that some of the people on this board might enjoy it... so, here goes nothing!
Pokemon:Stoner Quest 1
One day Ash, Misty, and Brock were sitting around a bong, laughing uncontrollably.
"You know, Ash, you were right. Bulbasaur does burn very easily." Brock said.
"Well, we can thank Misty for letting us use her Horsea as a bong. WATER Pokemon do come in handy sometimes." Ash said, as he lay in the grass.
"Well, you letting us smoke your Bulbasaur is ample payment for that bike of mine that you crashed, Ash," Misty said.
The three friends then decided to chow down on a picnic feast that they had brought along. They were craving their munchies when Pikachu picked that moment to send a jolt of electricity through Ash's young body.
"What the FUCK do YOU want, Pika? You want to hit off Bulbasaur, go ahead. We'll just capture another one later. Bulbasaur is some GOOD shit, mon!" Ash said to Pikachu.
The group finished their picnic lunch in the grassy valley, and prepared to leave. Little did they know, Jessie and James of Team Rocket were watching the three friends. Jessie and James were both straight edgers, and they were arguing among themselves.
"I am about to go crazy if I don't find a man soon! Shit, I'd even fuck that little twerp Ash right now," James said, who has always seemed to be a little on the fruity side.
"Well, if only you fucked women, we could have sex all the time, but no, you can only get it up for people with bulges in their drawers. You are the most useless teammate I have ever had!" Jessie yelled. "And for christ's sake, Ash is like only nine years old! One of Officer Jenny's many clones would lock you up for fucking kids if you tried that!"
"Well, shut the fuck up, unless you want those stoners hearing us! I called Officer Jenny and turned those three in! They should be arrested in the next ten minutes!"
While they were arguing, Ash, Misty, and Brock were listening to Jigglypuff sing his song, and were really digging it.
"I guess that it doesn't put us to sleep because we are fucking stoned!" Ash said.
At that very moment, Officer Jenny broke up their little doobie party.
"Ok, you fuckheads, turn over the bulbasaur and noone goes to jail. That is no way to treat a Pokemon! Hand him over!" she yelled.
"Sorry, but pikachu smoked the last of him!" Ash told her.
"Hey, baby, you want to go into the woods and fuck?" Brock, the ever-horny member of the group asked Jenny.
Jenny was taken by surprise. "Umm..... ummmm... hell, why not? I am sick of having to resort to getting my pussy licked by Mr. Mime! Are you man enough to please me?" she asked him.
"Fuck yeah, beeeeotch!" Brock yelled. They went off into the woods. Now alone together, Misty and Ash decided that they could use a good fuck.
"Goddamn, our plan blew up!" Jessie said to James, but her words fell on deaf ears, because James was nowhere in sight. Jessie finally found James heading over to talk to Ash and Misty.
"Hey, you two... do you mind if Jessie and I join in? We could have an orgy," he said to the two.
"Fuck no! Blast them into space, Pikachu!" Ash yelled.
Pikachu then went and blasted Jessie, James, and Meowth, who had been trying to find a small woodland Pokemon to fuck, into space.
"Team Rocket's blasting off again!" they said as they dissapeared into space.
Ok, it was kinda short, but fun..... or so I thought. Anyone want me to do any more episodes of "Stoner Quest?" If so, I can try to do a few more. If not, than I guess not.... or somthing like that.