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    "The Pika Pizza Commercial"



    (We look in on a brown haired girl wearing a red beret prepping Ash for a commercial. Ash is wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses and has a pizza box with a Pikachu face on it)

    Girl: Okay, your line is: 'On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh Pika Pizza. Take it from me, folks, they're the hottest pizzas around', okay?

    Ash: Got it, Rubina. (adjusts the sunglasses)

    (We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

    Max: Pika Pizza, take 1! (claps the clapboard)

    Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

    Ash: On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza. (holds the pizza box upside down, making the pizza fall to the ground).

    Rubina(voicover): Cut! Now the pizza's all over the place!

    Ash(sweatdrop) Sorry...

    (We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

    Max: Pika Pizza, take 2! (claps the clapboard)

    Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

    Ash: On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pika...uh...Pika Puka...Puka Shika....bleh! My tongue's tied!

    (We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

    Max: Pika Pizza, take 3! (claps the clapboard)

    Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

    (We see Ash trying to untie his tongue after getting it tied on the last take)

    (We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

    Max: Pika Pizza, take 4! (claps the clapboard)

    Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

    (We notice that Ash has failed to get his tied tongue untied, so he's now playing it like a guitar.)

    (We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

    Max: Pika Pizza, take 7! (claps the clapboard)

    Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

    Ash: On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza. Take it from me, folks...they're...um...uh...line?

    (We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

    Max: Take 12! (claps the clapboard)

    Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

    Ash: On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot--(suddenly realizes the pizza box is a little TOO hot.) GAH!!!

    (We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

    Max: Take 25! (claps the clapboard)

    Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

    Ash: On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza. (Before Ash can say any more, a stampede of Pikachus knocks him over)

    (We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

    Max: Take 39! (claps the clapboard)

    Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

    Ash(in a drone): On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza....

    Rubina: Cut!

    (We blip to see Max holding a clapboard. It's now a little bit darker outside)

    Max: Pika Pizza, take 64! (claps the clapboard)

    Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

    Ash: On a hot day like today, (a Pidgey squawks overhead, and a white splotch appears on Ash's arm) I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza. Take it from me, folks; (another white splotch appears on the pizza box as another Pidgey squawks overhead) They're the hottest pizzas around!

    Rubina(voiceover): At least you said the line....

    (We blip to see Ash reading over the script)

    Ash: It's not that I can't say the line, I'm just nervous.

    Rubina(voiceover): I know, we'll keep trying till we get it right, okay?

    (We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

    Max: Pika Pizza, take 128! (claps the clapboard)

    Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

    (Nincadas chirp)

    Rubina(voiceover): HELLO??

    Ash: Oh! (he starts to talk fast) On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Puka Pisha.

    (We blip to see Max holding a clapboard. It's now even more darker outside than before)

    Max: Pika Pizza, take 256! (claps the clapboard)

    Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

    Ash(mumbling): Ona hoday li today, Ilito enoya horesh, Pikazza.

    (We blip to see Max holding a clapboard)

    Max: Take 512! (claps the clapboard)

    Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

    (We see Ash eating the pizza)

    Ash: Whah?

    (We blip to see Max holding a clapboard. He looks groggy eyed and it's now nighttime outside)

    Max: Pika Pizza, take 1024! (claps the clapboard)

    Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

    Ash(dryly): On a hot day like today, I like to enjoy a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza.

    (We blip to see Max holding a clapboard, the take number reeds 1337)

    Max: Pika Pizza, take leet! (claps the clapboard)

    Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

    Ash: I LIKE PIZZA!

    (A Pika Pizza box zooms up at the audience)

    Brock(voiceover): You heard it from Ash, folks! Everyone loves a hot, fresh, Pika Pizza any time of the year. Go pick one up today!

    Rubina: And that's a wrap...finally.

    THE END
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    Hahaha!That was hilarious.Good formatting too.Be sure to read Vendetta Girl(my fic)
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    Thanks!

    If you have suggestions for what to make Ash plug, tell me!
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    Um no offense,but I hate Ash.You could make him something stupid,though.That would be funny.Hey I know!You could make him sing "You're Beuatiful".That would be hilarious.I can see him now!
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    One reason why I wrote this was to take advantage of Ash's stupid side, and show that he too is human.
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    I got a kick out of this story! The jokes were good, and I was able to paint a mental picture of the action, and that was good too. Well written, funny take on Ash's sometimes baka side, and great use of the old-school term "leet." I thank you for giving me a good laugh!

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    Thanks!

    If you have any suggestions for stuff for Ash to plug, tell me!
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