A city where love and desire fly freely.... Nimbasa City. This city in the Unova Region, is in the border between Heaven and Hell and it's known to be subject of many feuds between Angels and Demons. The city is better known to have many horrifying creatures from Hell, called Poké-Ghosts, who wish to take over Nimbasa.
However, there are 2 fallen angels who will save the day:
Cynthia, Champion of Sinnoh as the lascivous Panty;
Karen, part of the Johto Elite Four as the gourmand Stocking.
Both act under the order of Flint, part of the Sinnoh Elite Four as Garterbelt.
Episode 1: Some Strange Toilets
It's 8 AM, and a siren weeps at maximum volume.
Cynthia wakes up from her sleep after having sex with a man. Trust me, she will have a lot of sex. The man yells: "WHAAAAA???? WHERE THE HELL AM I?".
Karen also wakes up, but after some moments, she says: "I'll go back to bed.".
The two fall to the cathedral near their bedrooms. Flint thundered: "Hello, Cynthia.".
Cynthia says, with hot voice: "See ya, my boy!"
The man says to Cynthia: "See ya!".
Flint thundered: "Hello, Karen.".
Karen says drowsy: "Hello, Flint. Hello, first daily dose of sugar.".
Karen starts eating some cake: she eats a lot of sugar every day and never gains weight, as the fat goes directly to her breasts, from what she says...
Flint thunders to the dozy gals: "We have a new hint coming from the heavens above. Behold!".
Flint takes something from his afro and shows some paper with the word WC written on it.
But Cynthia was sleeping, and Karen was eating her slice of cake.
Flint decides then to explicate what's happening in Nimbasa. "As of late, there are many people who got eaten by their toilets! They are most in danger when taking a crap. The Poké-Ghosts must be behind all this abomination!!".
Cynthia says, drowsy: "I just don't give a shit... But, c'mon Karen, you gotta love morning woods.".
Karen muttered: "You've got some pretty shitty standards for a man...".
Cynthia explicates: "It's good. Three spins and an half twist when you wake up.".
Karen says dreaming with her eyes open: "I'm good as long as I have my sugar.".
Cynthia questions sarcastically: "Why you don't eat protein like I do, then?".
Karen answers: "It depends.".
Cynthia says surprised: "Good for you. Am I right, Flint?".
Flint thunders: "How the fuck can I know? But listen carefully! If you two risque angels don't want to go to Hell, you have to collect Heaven Coins by defeating those damned Poké-Ghosts!".
Flint shows a case with a few Heaven Coins and yells: "You two are not here to film some porno or to eat until you become a fucking Wailord! GOT IT?".
But they weren't listening.
Jimmy the Purrloin farts and laughs, but Cynthia gives him a fist and Karen kicks him, till the two launch him to a big air.
Jimmy ends up hitting the chalkboard where Flint was writing down the situation.
Karen says: "We know it...".
Cynthia says annoyed: "Fuck it, let's roll.".
Cynthia and Karen put their clothes on and switch on the engine of their car, a superfast pink Nissan 370Z called the XXX-R.
Sometime later, in Nimbasa's outskirts...
A woman says happy to her plumber: "Yes, you are a fantastic plumber, sir! You are so good with your hands.".
The plumber blushes and says: "Whew, thanks for employing me. i'll be back for an inspection.".
The woman says flirtatiously: "So hard-working! I love it! Wanna come inside for a drink?".
But the XXX-R smashes the plumber's van.
Cynthia says: "Found you, bastard!".
Karen says inspecting: "A WC and a young nigga...".
Cynthia demands him: "1 billion PokéDollars question... Are you the man behind all this? Are you the one?".
Karen says: "He IS the one?".
Cynthia says arrogant: "He is the Poké-Ghost? Is that it???".
Cynthia shows up her powerful pistol called Cobra 44, derived from her panties.
Cynthia asks angry: "So you think you're lucky, motherfucker? DO YOU? HUH?".
Cynthia starts shooting the plumber.
The plumber weeps: "Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop it! It hurts!".
However, the Cobra 44 wasn't working on the plumber, since he's a terrestrial.
Cynthia says: "I guess not.".
Karen says robotically: "Wrong guy.".
The plumber says: "Hey, stop it! It hurts!". The plumber shows his "cute" face and asks Cynthia: "Did I do something wrong?".
Cynthia says surprised: "Hey, he looks kinda cute.".
Cynthia starts drooling, but she cleans her face out from the dribble.
Later that night... SEX IN A MOTEL!
Back at the church, Cynthia and Karen start arguing whether the plumber was the mind behind the mass disappearance of the Nimbasa inhabitants via toilet.
Flint acted as a peacemaker, yelling: "SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH UP, YOU BITCHES, AND BE USEFUL!".
Jimmy the Purrloin mews at Flint, who knocks him out yelling: "GODDAMMIT ALL! IT'S DINNER TIME!"
Cynthia, Karen and Flint had dinner. Cynthia said, with her belly full of food: "Yum, that was so good!".
Flint said humble: "To be honest, my curry is unbeatable! Some very good shit!".
Later that night, Cynthia goes to the bathroom to take a crap. However, she got eaten from the toilet!
Cynthia however manages to escape, but she was completely covered in Grimer ooze!
Cynthia muttered angry: "Now I know, now I know...".
Flint asks: "What you know?".
However, Flint and Karen smell and say disgusted: "It stinks like crap!", and start vomiting.
Cynthia was still muttering: "I got it all now...".
Karen asks: "Got what?".
However, Flint and Karen smell and say disgusted: "It stinks like crap!", and start vomiting.
In the meanwhile, all Nimbasa manholes explode and Grimers start erupting, causing havoc in all the city!
The Grimers gather in one place, and forms a Poké-Ghost, a Muk called Big Purple: the Nimbasa inhabitants think it is a giant piece of strawberry ice cream.
But after smelling, the inhabitants yell: "It stinks like crap!", and start vomiting.
All the police units run to the crime scene. The policemen start shooting at Big Purple, but smell and yell: "It stinks like crap!", and start vomiting.
Big Purple the Muk yells menacing: "STIIIIINKYYYY!!!!", and starts to flood the Nimbasa roads with poop.
The police commander yells: "How could this be? We're overwhelmed and I got shitty Grimer ooze in my mouth!".
Flint answers: "It's the work of the Poké-Ghosts, the evil spirits acting under Mewtwo's will! A plumber died for suffocation by the stench from a clugged up pipe. He then turned into an evil spirit, and it's willing to cover Nimbasa in feces!"
The policemen say disbelieving: "No way, Flint!".
But the policemen smell Big Purple's stench and yell: "It stinks like crap!", and start vomiting.
The commander asks Flint overwhelmed: "What can we do now, Flint?".
Flint answers like he was giving a speech: "Fear not, policemen! Two fallen angels are here to help us! CYNTHIA! KAREN! Show 'em what you got!".
The police commander says: "What? You mean the Champion of Sinnoh? And the final Johto Elite Four? Looks like Cynthia is all covered in shit! Or better, Grimer ooze!".
Cynthia says decided: "Let's do this, Karen!".
Karen says: "That smell sucks ass, Cynthia.".
Cynthia says: "As forgiveness, I'll buy you mint chocolate cakes for the next 2 weeks!".
Karen asks unbelieving: "Are you willing to stay in line for 14 days? You drank your brain for breakfast!".
Cynthia says determined: "It's just a trifle compared to what that motherfucker did to me! Covering the Sinnoh Champion in crap!".
Cynthia and Karen start transforming in their Angel form, while the Nimbasa inhabitants watch unbelieving.
Cynthia and Karen start lapdancing while reciting a poem:
O wicked spirit born of a lost soul in limbo
receive the judgement from the garb of the Holy Virgin
cleansed of worldly impurities
return to Heaven and Earth!
Cynthia takes off her panties and transforms them into her pistol, the Cobra 44.
Karen takes off her stockings and transforms them into two katana swords, the Viking 1 and 2.
Cynthia hits Big Purple the Muk with a diamond bullet right in the face, while Karen slices Big Purple off.
Big Purple the Muk yells: "SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT.......", and explodes into pieces.
The Nimbasa inhabitants cheer for the heroines.
A Heaven Coin falls from the sky. Flint picks it, and says: "Well done, girls!".
Cynthia says unbelieving and annoyed: "All these vicissitudes for only one Heaven Coin? Are you fucking serious?".
Flint cheers up Cynthia: "Don't worry, it's more than nothing.".
All of a sudden, the church's bell tolls, and Flint announces: "The evil spirit has departed! The bell tolls informing its departure!"
Cynthia crackles her neck and says relieved: "Thank God it's over, Karen.".
Karen mutters annoyed to Cynthia: "You promised to buy me dessert. I'll place the order now.".
Cynthia drags with her one sexy-back policeman and says: "Yes, yes, Karen. This is MY dessert!".
The policeman says to Cynthia: "You're such an angel!".
Flint warns Cynthia: "You shall be punished when we go back to the church.".
Karen asks Flint: "With what? Chains?".
Flint sighs: "That would be boring as hell, Karen.".
Cynthia says to Flint: "I'm busy now, Flint, so fuck off!!".
END



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