Chapter 1-The Prologue to the Cup-Part 1
It is time for Sinnoh NOW!!!!
The Sinnoh Now's afternoon edition has started, and there are some big news...
Hello people of Sinnoh, my name is Mel Malcovitch and this is the afternoon edition of Sinnoh Now; brace yourselves, elite Sinnoh Trainers, the Master Cup has finally arrived in Sinnoh! This edition, the 16th one, will be located in the Lily of the Valley Island, near the Pokémon League. Our special messenger, Rhonda Cherovosky, will introduce us to the Master Cup. Line goes to Ms. Cherovosky...
That's right, Mr. Malcovitch, the Master Cup will start tomorrow, and... (sniff sniff) Oh, yes, we can feel electricity in the air as tension starts bumping up. Today in Sinnoh Sport TG, we will completely dedicate the program to the Master Cup. Don't miss it this evening at 6 PM! Line to studio...
1 hour later...
Rock on Baby! It is time for Sinnoh Sport TG!!!!
After the title theme, Rhonda Cherovosky give the Sinnoh inhabitants more infos on the Master Cup.
Welcome to the Master Cup special of Sinnoh Sport TG!!! I'm Rhonda Cherovosky, and I'm in the Lily of the Valley Island, near the Pokémon League, to give you realtime commentary during the battles, and, standin' for now, I'll stick on presenting the Trainers who dared to accept this BRUTAL challenge! And to top it all off, there's a SPECIAL GUEST who I'll reveal after presenting all the Trainers!
But, Jack, the sound operator, wasn't able to stand the endeavor caused by keeping high the boom microphone, and it ended in dropping it, and making it hit Rhonda....
She yelled to Jack: DAMMIT, JACK NORKEL! YOUR GODDAMN MIKE KEEPS HITTING ME! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO NOT DROPPING THE MIKE?
But, Jack apologized: S-s-sorry, Rhonda; i can't take the stress caused by holding the boom mic! You should've hired a more muscular person as sound operator...
Rhonda, stressed, says: It's always the same.... Anyway thou, on to the Trainers! Hey, someone's coming... Jack, don't screw up as usual or else I'll fire you!
There comes a Trainer, a female Trainer, who looks like to be very coriaceous!
Rhonda says to the Trainer: Hi there, Trainer: I'm Rhonda Cherovosky of Sinnoh Sport TG, and who're you?
The Trainer says: My name is... Kaoru Nakamura.
Wow... You look like strong! Where do you come from?
I'm from Viridian City in Kanto.
Wow, far far away from here! So they are your Pokémon? They're all legendaries!
You can wait there, you will watch the other Trainers arrive! They are strong, as I hear!
That's evident! If not, what Master Cup is, then?!?
Rhonda, looking towards the camera: That Kaoru looks very strong for me! Hey! Someone else's coming!
Rhonda catches a glimpse of a seductive male Trainer, who looks like to be filthy rich.
Wow, nice tuxedo!
Who are you?
It's just the almighty Takeshi Tsujinku!
Kaoru's eyes were shining... Who knows why!
Kaoru yelled with open arms: Takeshi!!! Good to see you, honey!
Whaaa??? Kaoru!!!! Yes!! I'm so glad you're here!
Kaoru and Takeshi hugged each other passionately. But Rhonda, as usual, says: Takeshi, we haven't done the interview; so, looks like you are Kaoru's boyfriend...
More than it, I'm her husband!!!
A humanoid Pokémon, who looks like an Electric-type, comes out from the Poké Ball and yells his cry: ELECTCHIBAAAAHHHH!!!!
Takeshi, surprised, yells: Huh? Electivire!!! There you are, buddy!
Rhonda, surprised, asks to Takeshi: Is it your Electivire?
Duh, it was my first Pokémon!
Did you receive it already as an Electivire?
No way! It was just an Elekid! I come from Cianwood in Johto, from an highly distinguished family! It's only thanks to Electivire and Kaoru's support that I now am here in the Master Cup!
As other Pokémon, you use Shiftry, Rayquaza and Kanto's Legendary birds. Am I right?
Sure, it's right!
Wait over there for the other Trainers. Obiviously with Kaoru!
Takeshi waits with her wife Kaoru and his Electivire, FOR the other Trainers...
Whew, we only have some Trainers left here...
All of a sudden, a sparkling stream of lights decorates the sky, but no one knows what was that...
And later then, a little adorable teen falls off from the sky and says, with eager voice: Hi, Trainers of Sinnoh! Please support me!
Wow, an effective entrance! And what's your name?
It's Ayako, Ayako Tsujinku.
What was that stream of sparkles up in the sky?
It was my Latios.
Ayako calls out Latios and hugs him.
Your surname it's Tsujinku, right? You must be Kaoru and Takeshi's daughter.
You can wait there with your parents. Good luck here in the Master Cup!
Ayako waited for the other Trainers with Kaoru and Takeshi, her parents, who said her: Good luck, darling!; The Trainers here are so darn strong, give it your best shot!
A fully-fledged scoutmaster arrives, and says: Hello? Is anyone here? (laughs) Just joking, hee hee!!!
You look like a superb scoutmaster. Who are you?
My name is Daisuke Nakamura, and as you might notice, I'm a top-notch elite scoutmaster from Hoenn!
Wow, Hoenn, better known to be a seaside paradise!
Kaoru, surprised, yells: D-d-d-Daisuke! My far-faraway cousin! Get over here and hug me! Long time no see!
Kaoru and Daisuke hug each other friendly.
So, you are Kaoru's distant cousin. Am I right?
Yeah, we rarely meet each other... I'm so glad she's here, she's a very nice girl!
What's your team?
Really? (laughs) Latias, Groudon, Mismagius, Luxray, Snorlax and Zangoose. They help me when I do the scoutmaster!
Wow, wait there with your familiars.
Daisuke says to Takeshi: Hey, are you Takeshi, Kaoru's wife?
It sure is!
Are you of an aristocratic family? I think so!
Eheh, of course.
You sure are very friendly!
A lookalike break dancer comes with Sinnoh's Creation trio, and when she arrived, she does an "Insight Roll", a double barrel roll with 3 handclaps. She says, like if she was rapping:
Ye niggas don't know who me is! Oh, yes!
Wow, you must be a Poké-Grammy-winning rapper!
Nah, imma just Courtney Andersen, expert breakdancer from Hearthome City!
Well, you sure rap well!
Hah, thank ye, Rhonda.
You just arrived with Dialga, Palkia and Giratina... Are those your Pokémon?
Duh. So what?
Ahh, nothing whatsoever...
Whew, Rhonda, I thought those Pokémon were banned in this tournament!
No, Courtney, all Pokémon are permitted in the Master Cup! In the meanwhile, wait there with the other Trainers.
Takeshi shakes hands and says: Wazzup, my name is Takeshi!
Nice to meet y....
Courtney was about to finish the sentence, when a super hot Trainer arrived... The girls' eyes (except Kaoru's) were shining of attraction. Takeshi, in the other hand, looked like he was angry.
Wow, you're very sexy!
What's your name?
My name is Vincent de la Seine, but call me... Grimsley.
And later, the girls (except Kaoru) screamed dreamily and Courtney says: Oh mah God, he's so HOT!!!
Sure looks like it, Courtney! Where do you come from?
I come from the Unova region.
Unova?!? Never heard of it!
Yeah, it's FAR away from Sinnoh. And since I thought you were curious about Unova, here's a map.
Grimsley shows off a Pokémon world map and points at Unova.
Wow, it IS far away!
Yeah. I had to take an airplane to get here. (giggles)
I heard you are very popular in your homeland. Why?
Because I'm a member of the Unova Elite Four!!! I'm a Dark-type master.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have an Elite Four here in the Master Cup! Isn't that awesome?
All the Trainers yelled: YEEEEEEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
But, Takeshi, annoyed, starts ranting: Yes; you just need that it isn't a super hot Trainer who uses Dark-type Pokémon!
Hey, I'm hearing you! And who the hell are you!
I am Takeshi Tsujinku, you bastard!
You dare call me bastard?! You're not smooth. And tell me, why you so angry?
You nabbed all the girls!
Ahh, so you're just jealous of my progression of girls a la Gnassingbé Eyadéma!
Jeez, you're not nice!
(blows up raspberry)
A person clears her throat, and says with seductive voice: Helloooo, guyyyysss!!!!
Grimsley looks back, and his eyes and tongue pop out of infatuation.
A truly HOT girl comes, twirls her silver-azure hair, and catwalks near Rhonda.
Wow. you sure look good.
By the way, who are you?
I am of the Johto Elite Four. For I am... Karen Belmont!
Grimsley is so much appealed by Karen, that he passed out!
Looks like Grimsley is passionately in love for you! He's an Elite Four member just like you! Do you specialize in some type?
I love Dark-type Pokémon; they are wild, bossy and "bad"!
Grimsley's a Dark-type master too!
Wow, we do have a lot of things in common!
Grimsley recovers his senses and continues arguing with Takeshi.
In the meantime, Karen goes to the "waiting zone" with the other Trainers.
Suddenly, a stream of cold wind arrives, and a Trainer, with a firm face, arrives.
Ooh, that was as cold as North Pole! Who are you?
I am a lone wolf. I do not trust anyone but my dearest buddies. I am Tyler Kowalski, from Snowpoint City.
Why are you a lone wolf?
My parents were killed when I was 15, by an insane Regigigas. From that point on, I decided to go my way. That's why I am a lone wolf. I prefer Steel-type Pokémon, so my friends call me Titanium Heart.
Urgh, orphan of both parents. Was it an hard post-tragedy childhood?
Yes, because I didn't have any Pokémon, but Prof. Rowan helped me and gave me a Piplup, who is now an Empoleon. My other Pokémon are Heatran, Skarmory, Froslass, Garchomp and Weavile. I'm a super fan of Cynthia, the Sinnoh Champion. When I'll meet her, I will beg her to make me an autograph. My Garchomp is based on her's.
Don't worry. You will meet her someday. In the meantime, wait over there.
Right after, a quite surly Trainer arrives.
Oh, hi there.
AAAAHHHH!!!! A GHOST!!!!!
No, I'm not a ghost!
Whew, that was close! Whatever, I'm Cody Hideson from Slateport, in Hoenn.
You mistaken me for a ghost... Are you some kind of a medium?
Well, sorta. Because of my paranormal visions, they call me The Visionary.
Paranormal... visions? So that's why you mistaken me for a ghost! In the meanwhile, you wait over there with the other Trainers.
Cody goes to the "waiting zone", but...
Don't worry, Cody, they're Trainers. Wow! We presented all Trainers... We can show the special guest now! She is.... drum roll... The Sinnoh Champion, Cynthia!!!!
Cynthia arrives with her Garchomp, and Tyler weeps happily: EEEEPPPP!!!! CYNTHIA!!!! Please, Cynthia, can you give me an autograph, pleeeeeaaaase?
Cynthia says: A fan of mine? Sure thing!!!
Cynthia gives an autograph to Tyler, who yells: MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!!!!!!
The Trainers, later...
END OF PART 1