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    Default The Mankey Song (songfic)

    Presenting my first crack at a scripted songfic, I'm parodying "The Monkey Song" from Animaniacs...

    Enjoy!

    "The Mankey Song"

    (guitar intro as we look in on Brock and the band playing in the theater)

    (Ash joins in on whistle...much to Combusken's chagrin. She stomps over and shoots Ash The Look. Ash quickly stops playing and pockets the whistle. Brass and steel drums continue as the light comes up on Brock strumming to the beat.)

    (Ash dashes backstage and resumes playing his whistle, much to the delight of Bonsly, Togepi and Pichu, they dash onstage before Brock can solo.)

    Brock: One sunny morning, I got up late,
    And there were these Mankeys outside the gate!
    (Bonsly, Togepi, and Pichu run around Brock's feet)
    The guards tried to stop them, they had no luck,
    The Mankeys broke free and they ran amok!
    (Bonsly, Togepi, and Pichu run offstage, forcing Brock to chase after them)

    I don't know what to say, the Mankeys won't do!

    Bonsly, Togepi, and Pichu: Don't know what to say, the Mankeys won't do!

    Brock: I don't know what to say, the Mankeys won't do!

    Bonsly, Togepi, and Pichu: Don't know what to say, the Mankeys won't do!

    Brock: So I dropped by to see the studio nurse, (we see Nurse Joy tending to some Pokemon)
    I came downstairs, and what could be worse?
    The Mankeys were doing a crazy dance,
    (we see Bonsly and Pichu dancing)
    And they put Ledybas inside my pants! (we see Togepi do just that, making Brock dance along with Bonsly and Pichu)

    I don't know what to say, the Mankeys won't do!

    Bonsly, Togepi, and Pichu: Don't know what to say, the Mankeys won't do!

    Brock: Mankeys dance, and I dance too!

    Bonsly, Togepi, and Pichu: Don't know what to say, the Mankeys won't do!

    Brock: I ran onstage, and grabbed a stick, (Brock swipes a drumstick nearby the drummer)
    I'm telling you guys, those Mankeys were quick! (Brock is shocked at what he sees back in the Pokemon Center)
    Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace,
    The Mankeys had Nurse Joy in a warm embrace!
    (Bonsly, Togepi, and Pichu cling to Nurse Joy)

    Nurse Joy: I don't know what to say, the Mankeys won't do!

    Pichu: For a credit, I'll give you a clue!

    Togepi: I didn't know your eyes were so blue!

    Brock: I don't know what to say, the Mankeys won't do!

    (Brock dashes outside to escape the babies. Ash takes this opportunity to solo with the band. He continues to play as Brock dashes back inside and all around the backstage area.)

    Brock: I went for a bath, took a shower, and shave,
    The Mankeys gonna send me off to my grave!
    The entire bathroom was laid to rest,
    And they tried to shave my head with toothpaste!
    (We see Brock with a mound of toothpaste on his head as Pichu and Togepi prepare to shave him, or try to. Brock races from the bathroom before the shaving begins)

    I don't know what to say, the Mankey's won't do!

    Bonsly, Togepi, and Pichu: Don't know what to say, the Mankeys won't do!

    Brock: These guys are crazy, I'm telling you!

    Bonsly, Togepi, and Pichu: Don't know what to say, the Mankeys won't do!

    Brock: Now by this time, and without much flair,
    They used a basting brush to comb my hair!
    (We see Togepi and Pichu doing just that, making Brock's hair stick up in fifteen defferent directions)
    I asked them to leave, but they stayed around,
    They pulled the handle and I went down!
    (Pichu flushes Brock down the toilet)

    I don't know what to say, the Mankeys won't do!

    Bonsly, Togepi, and Pichu: Don't know what to say, the Mankeys won't do!

    Brock: Call my agent, I'm fixing to sue!

    Bonsly, Togepi, and Pichu: Don't know what to say, the Mankeys won't do!

    (Ash and the band solo again as Brock chases the babies, but Combusken stops Ash mid-solo. A dust cloud ensures as Ash and Combusken fight each other. Brock gets pulled into the fray as Bonsly, Togepi, and Pichu dance by with maracas. Before they can dance out the stage door, Brock finds them, and the chase resumes again.)

    Brock: My patience ran out, and this time for sure,
    I am gonna show those Mankeys the door!
    And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you,
    (Brock throws on an apron and enters his dressing room, where a pot is simmering on the stove)
    To my place for dumplings and Mankey stew! (We see Bonsly, Togepi, and Pichu in the pot)

    I don't know what to say, the Mankeys won't do!

    Bonsly, Togepi, and Pichu: Don't know what to say, the Mankeys won't do! (they continue cooking Brock)

    Brock: Now I'm in the stew...oh pooh...

    Bonsly, Togepi, and Pichu: Don't know what to say, the Mankeys won't do! (Brock escapes the pot and runs away!)

    Brock: Watch out for Mankeys, I'm telling you!

    Bonsly, Togepi, Pichu, Ash and Nurse Joy: Don't know what to say, the Mankeys won't do!

    Bonsly, Togepi, and Pikachu: We're not Mankeys, we're just cuckoo!

    Bonsly, Togepi, Pichu, Ash, and Nurse Joy: Don't know what to say, the Mankeys won't do!

    Ash: Cha-cha-cha!

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    lol. Nice songfic. Your too creative.

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    Thanks!

    This song also maks an appearance in "The Ash and Pikachu Show".
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