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Sira the Siran dancer
Misty and her friends wher walking as tiny tears trickled down ther cheeks. They walked to a campsite. On the campsite stage was a beutiful girl dancing.
Sira's great and cute shouted a guy [or gay, but I think I meant to write 'guy.'] in the audiance.
Sira eg grinned Misty
sweet said Andy as Amy slapped him. uhhh my bananana graoned Amy. Milo got jeolus of Sira becuse Misty paid more attention to Sira.
[Pictured: people looking at a stage, watching a girl who looks like Din from Oracle of Ages. There's a wall that says "Anti X ray"]
The sky got cloudy and dark. All of the sudden a creature called Zaperspike came out of nowere. He sommoned skul faces monsters with a lightning bolt in his hands. No one paniced, then Sira sayed go away Zaperspike or parish.
[Pictured: floating sperm with skulls for faces?]
Sira unleashed a cirle of fire around Zaperspike. Zaper couldent attack so he flew away with his army. After that Misty introdused herself to Sira. Misty, her friends and Sira walked into a tent and talked. Sira agreed to join ther quest. Sira gave Misty her orb ass a token of appreciation.
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The Spirit's curse
they soon left the campsite. Misty walked then stopped a creature zoomed past Misty, biting her. Misty felt dizzy and fell. Misty got up.
As they walked Sira and Grandelf pointed to a bush and said come out.
The thing steped out, it was a metal
wolfogre, you Misty kid battle me or else, yelled I Gomgor.
Misty ran to him but she got dizzy and fell again.
Gomgor snickered and said weaklying. Mehearyou got five orbses.
[Pictured: Misty and Grumblemon?]
They battled. [illegible scribbles] Gomgor Pulled a giant hamer from his armer. He beat Misty's Starmie to a pulp (what does pulp mean that way anyay?)
Misty got angry. Sudenly Misty glowed and startedto change.
[Pictures: Misty in armor, with water drop markings. Some weird blob-cat (?) is flying towards a wall]
When she evolved she said now im Gigis Misty, then blasted Gomgor to the ground, then took his orb. When they left Misty went back to normal. then asked Grandelf what happened to herself. Grandelf answered: When you were bitten by the shadowed thing it's eyes glowed meaning he gave you power to becom a Lordor, it called the Spirits curse.
[Pictured; Grandelf talking to Misty while Milo or Sira shoot a cloud with a bazooka?]
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