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    I recently found an old journal with a Pokemon fanfic I wrote when I was about 6. You can tell this was during my “I hate Ash” phase, when Misty was my favorite character. I cleaned up a bit of the grammar and spelling, but I kept some in because they were funny to me. This is the first page and a half of a 7 page fic. Everyone said to post it here, so yeah.

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    Once upon a time, there lived in a tower, was Misty. She had orange red hair in a ribbon, and she wore a princess dress. She ruled the tower as the princess.
    Ash was there, begging princess Misty to have mercy. He was a bad trainer and lost, therefore he had to be punished. “please Misty,” groaned Ash. “Those are my Pokemon! I need them! To win the Pokemon leage!”
    “Be quiet! Or else I’ll leave you with just your disobediant Charizard!” commanded Misty.
    “Awwww!” groaned Ash.
    “There there,” said Brock to Ash. “You can stay outside and be Mitsy’s gester!”
    “You will stay outside,” said princess Misty. “I will watch you from the towel window.”
    And so Misty and her parents Jesseye and James brought their daughter to the tower. RThey watched Ash juggle his poke balls and drop them and they cackled and they through tomatoes at him.
    “I will win the Pokemon!” cackled Misty. “Now that you’re Pokemon are mine, I will win the leage.”
    Charizard roared and hugged Misty because he liked her more than he liked Ash because he was a bad trainer. Hahaha. Misty cackled at Ash again.
    Misty and her parents want to the leage. Ash couldn’t go because he was a loser and everyone hated him. So he died.
    Misty won the leage. She met Richy and punched him in the nuts and had Charizard barbie Q him. Richy was sad and yelled at her. but everyone in the stadium laughed. Richy ran away sad. Misty went on to beat a Rhyhorn with Starmie and Ponyta, and she won against Gary with Charizard.
    When she returned to her tower Ash was trying to break in!
    “Hey you!” yelled Misty. “Stop!”
    “No!” Ash said. “I want to go in!”
    “You can’t! I will stop you, Ash Ketchum!”
    “Okay…….”

    "Playing around?" Wrong.

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    Excellent! I can't wait for the next exciting instalment!
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    Oh god. This was so horrible my brain hurt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Human View Post
    Oh god. This was so horrible my brain hurt.
    You're not reading it right. It's supposed to completely shut down your brain.

    "Playing around?" Wrong.

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    That was an... interesting read. But full of win. Especially this:
    Quote Originally Posted by Karamazov View Post
    Ash couldn’t go because he was a loser and everyone hated him. So he died.
    After reading that, I doubled over laughing. So, do we get to see more of these? Please say yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karamazov View Post
    Ash couldn’t go because he was a loser and everyone hated him. So he died.

    I died laughing.

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    When she returned to her tower Ash was trying to break in!
    But I thought Ash was.... M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN PLOT TWIST!!!!!

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    I LOVE THIS. Though please tell me you didn't write the "nuts" part when you were six.

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    Yes. The best fanfic ever is now posted. Watch as it reduces everything else to peasantry.

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    This has been nominated for the Awards... >_>

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    This is what I assume to be the next part or a sequel story. I think this was meant to be a different story, but 6-year-old!me wanted it to be part of the Princess Misty canon. So I'll treat it as a continuation. The writing's a lot clearer this time around, so I'll keep the spelling.
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    Chapter 1
    The Jorny Starts

    As Misty and her friends went hiking, Psyduck found an Orb, Misty swiped it so he won't eat it. Misty saw two elfs coming to them. Misty knew they were her other friends.

    [There's a picture of two...things falling off a cliff, I think? They're holding Canadian flags. There's a hole in the ground with a sign that says "dugby Sifle" I think?"]

    After they all talked they decided to get all the other Oblise Orbs. exeped Psyduck who wanted to play with the elf boy Eldom Showed them his map. Misty grined curiusly at the map wondering what kind of map it is. all of the sudden in the elf grasses Shot a blue light, reveling were the next orb is.

    [Pictured: I don't even fucking know. It's a mess. It's some sort of map, and there's tower with an eye, so I think I'd just discovered Lord of the Rings at the time.]
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    "Playing around?" Wrong.

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    This is surely your magnum opus

    I need more.

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    This is the greatest story in all of Bulbagarden.

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    Nobody move! My brain just exploded and I need to collect the parts.

    Oh and by the way, best read ever, even though my brain doesn't agree with me.
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    Since I'm counting this as part of the Princess Misty canon, I'll say the original part was a prequel.
    Chapter 2

    The Elf King


    Princess Misty and her friends ran to the Elf grasses, but Misty fell into a hole wich appeared in the road. Misty disapeard from site and so did the hole.


    [Picture: Misty in witch clothing, falling down a hole while holding an Orb, I think. Some lady with long hair is screaming.]


    When misty landed she saw a light though golden doors. Ploom was going through the doors when a gard chalenged her to a battle. The battle raged on with Misty losing. So Horsea jumped on the elf guard's face.


    [Pictured: Horsea on a man's face, with wings or doors flying around them.]


    When Misty opened the door she met the elf king. The elf king Grandelf already knew about the princess so he gave the princess his orb. Grandelf Decided to join with her to save earth. Grandelf and Misty took the secret elf tunnel behing a chair to Misty's friends.

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    Sorry. Next chapter is longer and (imo) funnier.

    "Playing around?" Wrong.

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    *Laughing so hard she can't breath*

    OMG THAT WAS HILLARIOUS
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