((Special thanks to Kayi-Chan. If it weren't for you and your zombie-slaying skills, I wouldn't be able to publish this safely.))
Chapter 1: In which Hilda and Aurea are introduced
The seven cast members settled into their beautiful house (sponsored by MinerCorp.) by the shore of Driftveil City. They cast members were Hilda, Hilbert, Prof. Juniper, Ghetsis, Bianca, Cheren, and a Stunfisk.
"Alright," the director said. "Let's start interviewing! Come with me to the camera room."
Name: Hilda (nickname: Touki)
Favorite Pokemon: Hypno
"Holy Arceus, my docs are above my head!" Touki screamed in a thick Nuvema Town accent.
Hilda had large, brown hair - it flowed like volcano lava. She wore a white shirt, blue Daisy Dukes, a trucker cap, and large boots. She also had a tan and tons of make-up.
"Anyway, I'm Hilda, but people call me Touki," she said. "It's from some Kanto-ese movie, it means 'pure.'"
"So, what brings you to Driftveil?" the director asked.
Hilda folded her hands on her lap. "Well, I came to catch a cut little Duckett, but I heard about this show, tried out, and bam!"
"Uh..so, whar are your interests?"
"I like getting tanned, tanned guys, and tanned Pokemon!"
"That's charming, really."
"I also like foreign culture. Driftveil is so much like that Kanta hole I went to when I was 5. Kanta, Sinney, Ho-oh, Jody - those regions have such amazing cultures."
Prof. Juniper pushed Touki aside and stole the director's attention.
Name: Aurea Juniper (J-WOWW)
Occupation: Professor of Pokemon
Favorite Pokemon: Minccino
"Yo, I'm Aurea!" she said, putting on an obnoxiously fake Driftveil accent. "But people call me J-WOWW because I'm a Juniper, and I 'WOWW' them!"
"Who really calls you that?" Touki asked as she left the room.
Juniper had a large, sloppy beehive hairdo. She was wearing a white tank-top with "DAISY CINO" written on the chest, and a green skirt. She had high heels, a tan, and tons of make-up.
"So, Prof-" the director began.
"J-WOWW...What are your interests?"
"Well, you know, I, like, you know, like to stay young, alright? You probably couldn't tell, but I'm older than my 19-year-old looks leads you to believe."
"I'm a professor, but I'm not a brain! I mean, I'm smart, but not nerd smart. My degrees arent, like, even real. But don't tell Daddy I bought them in Orre."
"HOW DARE YOU ASSAULT ME!" someone screamed.
Touki ran into the room and slapped J-WOWW with Stunfisk.
"I could have gotten a job on Unova's Funniest Pokemon Videos, but I had to sign with RTV," the director sighed. "Living the dream, Michael. Living the dream."