After recieving Admin support on another forum within 10 Minutes, I decided to post this here. Note that the character in 1st person is Derpy Hooves, a pony with a, well... Disability. Do not be offended. It may seem nonsensical, but there is a plot. This is JUST the first chapter. This is the chapter that will make the least sense, I promise.
Chapter One: This Post, Derp
Chapters Two and Three: Deer Diawy (Ponies Warning)
Chapter Four: Deer Diawy (Ponies Warning)
Chapter Five: Deer Diawy (Ponies Warning)
Good luck surviving:
Hai, I'm derpy. Banana muffin diary this is mine! Sparkles rain from sky and party is fun! Pinkie Party story begin!
Begin now. Time, upon once I party Pinkie. Muffin Banana chips yum! Way any, Banana Muffins brought you a letter say which:
Dear Derpy Hooves,
Princess Celestia would like to meet with you at 5pm tonight. Bring somepony you'd consider to be a friend.
First at was like 0_0 then I like Banana Muffins! Anyway, letters are Muffins, delivered to Sparkle! Twilight invited me by, say yes maybe! Sparkle day! Sparkle eat Banana Muffin sleep then ride to Fillydelfia for muffins! BANANA Muffins. So Sparkle letter read and said "Yes Derpy, I'll come with you," and I said "I like Bananas!" and Twilight said "Umm..." and I said "I also like Muffins!" then Twilight banana muffined me and I'm in great thanks of deliciousness. SohugboxIhugboxleavehugboxpartyhugboxbyhugboxPinki ehugboxandhugboxshehugboxgavehugboxme another muffin! Kindness magic! Twilight make me fly to hers for Book read! Book fun read, "The Very Hungry Catapillar." I picture like can't read.
I tonight go to Celestia Meet and see soon, you.