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    After recieving Admin support on another forum within 10 Minutes, I decided to post this here. Note that the character in 1st person is Derpy Hooves, a pony with a, well... Disability. Do not be offended. It may seem nonsensical, but there is a plot. This is JUST the first chapter. This is the chapter that will make the least sense, I promise.

    INDEX:
    Chapter One: This Post, Derp
    Chapters Two and Three: Deer Diawy (Ponies Warning)
    Chapter Four: Deer Diawy (Ponies Warning)
    Chapter Five: Deer Diawy (Ponies Warning)

    Good luck surviving:

    The End
    Hai, I'm derpy. Banana muffin diary this is mine! Sparkles rain from sky and party is fun! Pinkie Party story begin!

    Begin now. Time, upon once I party Pinkie. Muffin Banana chips yum! Way any, Banana Muffins brought you a letter say which:

    Dear Derpy Hooves,

    Princess Celestia would like to meet with you at 5pm tonight. Bring somepony you'd consider to be a friend.

    From
    Celestia.

    First at was like 0_0 then I like Banana Muffins! Anyway, letters are Muffins, delivered to Sparkle! Twilight invited me by, say yes maybe! Sparkle day! Sparkle eat Banana Muffin sleep then ride to Fillydelfia for muffins! BANANA Muffins. So Sparkle letter read and said "Yes Derpy, I'll come with you," and I said "I like Bananas!" and Twilight said "Umm..." and I said "I also like Muffins!" then Twilight banana muffined me and I'm in great thanks of deliciousness. SohugboxIhugboxleavehugboxpartyhugboxbyhugboxPinki ehugboxandhugboxshehugboxgavehugboxme another muffin! Kindness magic! Twilight make me fly to hers for Book read! Book fun read, "The Very Hungry Catapillar." I picture like can't read.

    I tonight go to Celestia Meet and see soon, you.
    hugbox
    Derpy,
    Beginning.
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    oh derpy.. how you have now officially made me want to go and look up this madness known as the my little pony! :D Unusual yet fun start, looking forward to seeing more :D
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    Right... that's... inspiring.

    I need a hug from a pony now.

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    Oh crap there's still the hugbox? I meant to remove them. It's a copy paste issue from Evernote :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by PkmnGreen View Post
    "Mario made Yoshi fall down a cliff to save himself! What an asshole!"
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    I like to throw turnips at people and say "Take that, Shy Guy!"

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    I think you should leave it in. It makes it... extra special.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    I think you should leave it in. It makes it... extra special.
    Okey Doke.
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    I like to throw turnips at people and say "Take that, Shy Guy!"

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    CHAPTERS 2+3!

    So Then Fluttershy “Yay” was like Dash fly along! WOOOOOOSH! Race win fly race win Motorcycle. So Motocycle ride along to death. LOL JK Ride to Celestia. So me Twilight Celestia go, “Hello Derpy. I’ve wanted to see you in a long time. I have something that could fix your head.” And I confuse go Banana muffin and throw in face of Celestia! Laugh! Princess head shake. Not like it. “No, Derpy, don’t throw a Muffin in her face!” Twilight say. Me ignore. Me like Banana Muffin.

    So Celestia get pissed. So I decided to piss. Well that didn’t go well. “Why is my floor covered in a green liquid?” Celestia say. Twilight hoofed her face. Funny. “Derpy, why did you do that?” Twilight say. So I make mouthy say “She look pissed, so I piss. Logic!”. Twilight Celestia not agree. Celestia say “Derpy, you… I don’t follow your logic there. But I think you deserve this cure. You are indeed, mentally screwed up.” I like that sentence not. I cry. I cry and cry and cry and cry and cry then laugh Celestia fall over then cry and cry and cry. Then Twilight “What is this Cure?” say. “Well, Twilight, she’ll need your help with getting it. First of all, you must go to the Orchard and get some apples. With worms in them. Feed the worms the apple, then mash the worms into a juice. Go to Zecora and ask her for a stem of Poison Joke. Then report back to me for further instructions.”

    “Banana Muffins?” I asked.
    “Later, Derpy. Later”. Twilight say.

    So I away run to Applejack! Twilight horn me back to start. Derpy sad.

    Sleep tonight. Now. Bye.
    ------------
    So Applejack was farm. Moo Horse. "Worms in Mah Apples? Nonsense Twilight. I chuck 'em all out in the back. Peew, whyd'ya want them?" Applejack so Twilight went "Spell to cure Derpy here." and I smiled at my name being said. I like name mine. So I then said Celestia and then "Salutations to the Muffins" then Applejack said "Good luck" and I said "Banana Muffins" and Applejack gave me an Apple Muffin. It tasted nice. Nice things I like.

    So apple muffin salutations aside, Twilight stamp on Wormed Apple crush to them. Yummy smoothie, I say, twilight say no and make more because I drink. Then I derped my eyes and lol'd. So Twilight and Applejack lol'd and I smiled as we left farm with Apple muffins which I was nomming on. Nom Nom nom Nom Nom Nom Nom. Nommy Nom Nom.

    So my Noms are nice. Applejacks Noms are nommy. I was like :D and then I was like Nom Nom Nom.

    Noms,
    Derpy.
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    "Mario made Yoshi fall down a cliff to save himself! What an asshole!"
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    I like to throw turnips at people and say "Take that, Shy Guy!"

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    Hehe, I can actually understand this. It's kind of like when I read the Curious Incident of the dog in the Night-Time, except that was written in my language (huh) and didn't give me a headache. I feel like the style is the same, and I like this story.
    "I like that sentence not" made my head spin, but I got past it and I can't wait for the next chapter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 137.RADIO View Post
    Hehe, I can actually understand this. It's kind of like when I read the Curious Incident of the dog in the Night-Time, except that was written in my language (huh) and didn't give me a headache. I feel like the style is the same, and I like this story.
    "I like that sentence not" made my head spin, but I got past it and I can't wait for the next chapter.
    In a Similar way, I'm trying to get across a sorta "Different" feeling but they feel normal.
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    "Mario made Yoshi fall down a cliff to save himself! What an asshole!"
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    I like to throw turnips at people and say "Take that, Shy Guy!"

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    Chapter Four: Twilight's Diary

    Dear Diary,

    Why am I writing a Diary? Well... Derpy asked me to. Well, she said SOMETHING about a diary. And that's all I got. She's... a little messed up in the head.

    Her eyes... well... let's just say they aren't normally pointed.

    So anyway, I've been given the task to help make the cure. For Derpy's derpyness.
    So we went to Sweet Apple Acres. Wow... Derpy just ate worms and worms and worms. I think she likes worms.
    Also, why am I writing this? Who'd want to read this?
    I could publish it... YEAH! Excellent idea!
    Derpy appears to be urinating on my Diary. This is interesting.
    I'm going to go see what she wants.

    Twilight Sparkle.
    -----------------------------
    "Twilight?" Say I. Twilight look up. She happy not.
    "Why did you urinate on my diary?"
    "Excited. EXCITED EXCITED EXCITED!"
    "So... you're excited? Why?"
    I point head. "Fix!"
    "Ah... yes Derpy. You will hopefully be mentally able soon."
    "YEAH!"

    So read Twi's diary. Epic Twi truth be told!
    Salutations to the muffins,
    Derpy.

    (Sorry for the late chapter everypony, I was busy)
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    "Mario made Yoshi fall down a cliff to save himself! What an asshole!"
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    I like to throw turnips at people and say "Take that, Shy Guy!"

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    I really can't find any way that Twilight will be able to give a friendship report to Princess Celestia after this ship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ampiomodio View Post
    I really can't find any way that Twilight will be able to give a friendship report to Princess Celestia after this ship.
    Ship...? Do you read MINDS?
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    I like to throw turnips at people and say "Take that, Shy Guy!"

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    No, it's a censored version of Sh*t.
    Also, I'm scared now.

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    Is there a little pony inside joke I dont know about? I see a bunch of people with them.
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    wow I must say this is impressive
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