( A krazyshipping fic.)
"All right everyone"yells Mr.Tajiri"You're on in 5!"
Ash goes to gather everone.He walks in a room.Cassidy is painting Misty's fingernails,Butch and Brock are playing poker on the carpet.Jessie and James are
on vacation."Mr. Tajiri says were on in 5."Ash tells everyone.Butch slaps the cards down."Aw right!You owe me a 20!"he screams.Brock sighs and hands him a crisp $20 bill.Misty asks Cassidy when she can take the curlers out."In a minute dear."she responds.Ash glares at everone."Did you not hear me,I said were on in
5." Misty pulls the curlers out."Very well,let's go get Pikachu."She follows Ash
Ash stops at a door with a yellow star on it.The word "Pikachu" is written on it.He opens the door.To his surprise the room is empty.Scattered issues of
The Bulbatimes lie around.A few empty coke cans clutter a Hollywood-style makeup table.No sign of Pikachu."Strange,She said she'd be here."Ash mutters."Hmmm....maybe Meowth knows where she is."Misty suggests.Ash walks quickly down the hall.He stops at a door similar to Pikachu's with the word "Meowth" on it."Temperature" is playing on the other side.He can hear giggling noises and the sound of the floorboards creaking."Pi pikachu*giggle*."
"Oooohh Pikachu,your so naughty today.I think I might have to punish you."
says a voice similar to Meowth's.More squealing noises come.Ash stares at the door,confused.Did he say Pikachu?he wonders."Ooohhh,I haven't felt this good since Meowzie."the voice continues.Ash begins to open the door.He had to get to the bottom of this.
The door is opened.Seeing the sight in front of him,his jaw drops open."Holy
freakin' shit!" he screams.The little black box in the corner of the screen goes
from TV-Y to TV-PG.Misty runs up to him,angrily pointing at the rating."Now
look what you did!This is a kids' show !"Ash points in front of him."L-look.."
He suddenly faints from shock.Right in front of him,Pikachu lies on top of Meowth,the two madly kissing eachother.They barely notice Ash and Misty,
the music being so loud.Misty gapes at them"P-P-P-Pikachu,w-what are you
doing?"Noticing her,Pikachu falls off of Meowth,Her face red as a tomato.
Meowth stares in shock"What are you twos doin' here?"
Meowth and Pikachu sit in plastic chairs,across from a recovered Ash."Okay
Pikachu,tell me the truth,how long has this been going on?" She thinks for a moment"Pi pikachu chu(a few weeks after I met him)." she confesses.He shakes his head."You're way too young for this sort of thing." "Pikaaaa(no I'm
not).Ash continues "And mating outside your species.I think I might have to do something about this."Pikachu's face burns."Why does he have to talk about this in front of everyone,deciding who I can love,like he owns me.Like
he owns my soul,my life,my hapiness."she thinks to herself.SilverSkitty walks in."You really should
let her make her own desicions,she's old enough."Ash glares at her."I'm looking for another fanfic idea."she pauses for a moment,eyeing Ash and Misty."Say,pokeshipping's pretty popular."They gape at her.Misty grabs an ax.
Ash grabs a rifle."I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!"they scream in unision.SilverSkitty runs away"HELP MEEEE!!!!!"she screams.
Meowth and Pikachu did indeed get married(much to Ash's resentment).They held a little ceremony by the lake with all of their friends.Jessie and James got married 3 days later.Pikachu is now expecting a child,a girl perhaps.
As for SilverSkitty,ah yes,SilverSkitty.She is hiding in her computer room working on stories.She continues to write more of Otherwise Known As Agent Hun,making posts
every day.She would like to say thank you to all the krazyshippers out there,
for being such an inspiration.And to Bulbagarden,the only place to free her