This is a ballad that was inspired by an MSPaint drawing I did about a year ago. I drew Clefairy in a Superman costume, and labelled him "Captain Clefairy." :P Btw, that drawing can be found here. Anyway, it's meant to be silly and cute, so please read it with that in mind. Enjoy!
The Ballad of Captain Clefairy
One normal day in the Pokémon world,
A young Clefairy from his hidey-hole twirled.
He danced and he played, and he played and he danced,
As little he knew of just what had advanced.
Toward his haven, from high up above the blue skies,
T'was a piece of debris of such monstrous size.
A comet came hurtling down from up high,
It plunged through the stratosphere; straight through the sky.
He looked up in awe as the monstrous thing fell.
Then realized the danger, and realized it well.
He scarcely had time for a single reaction -
He lifted his finger and performed an action.
His Metronome cry was quite lost in the roar,
But his brave little spirit was not yet no more.
The Metronome changed to a technique most rare,
And altered the event that began happening there.
The comet fell quite short of destroying all.
Clefairy's "Cosmic Power" had broken its fall.
A bright flash of light and a pillar of fire,
Was all that was seen and/or heard to transpire.
But none were around to feel lost or confused,
While Clefairy and Comet converged and then fused.
Clefairy passed out when the fusion was done.
His meteor attributes and he were one.
Clefairy came to... much, much later that day.
The sun had gone down and the moon come to play.
As Clefairy got up and he glanced around,
He felt astonished that no damage was found.
"I've saved the whole mountain!" He thought with relief.
"Though how is beyond me, and beyond all belief!"
His thoughts were interrupted by a shrill cry of fright.
It sounded as though there was trouble this night.
"That's a Zigzagoon," he thought as he ran.
"I don't know what's wrong, but I'll do what I can!"
He raced for the sound, and quite fast, you'll agree.
For his speedy legs took him well past mach 3.
"This is insane!" He exclaimed as he raced.
"Never before have I been this fast-paced!
What's happened to me, and why am I alive?
That comet was massive; I couldn't survive!"
But he didn't have time for such thoughts anymore;
He'd arrived just in time to see Team Rocket soar,
Through the sky as they took off in their Meowth balloon,
And inside their net was a scared Zigzagoon.
He watched in shocked fury as they laughed with glee.
They'd caught one! The boss would be happy to see!
Clefairy fumed as the balloon rose up high.
They had stolen that 'mon, and he couldn't see why.
He felt a strong urge to leap high as he might,
So he did, and was shocked to experience flight!
Like magic he soared through the air like a bird.
He didn't know why; it was all quite absurd.
But regardless he felt he must do what he can,
To save that poor creature from their evil plan.
He gritted his teeth and came up from behind.
They weren't looking his way. To him, they were blind.
Like lightning it happened; the whole thing a blur.
He snatched up their cargo and caused quite a stir.
They hadn't quite seen him, but they were so mad,
What happened to the prize Zigzagoon they'd just had?
They had little time to consider this thought,
For Clefairy zoomed 'round to their balloon and he caught,
A portion of it under his sharpest claws.
He scratched a nice hole in the side and then paused.
Immediately, the balloon went a-flying,
Its three passengers found it quite terrifying.
They screamed as they zoomed off ahead out of sight:
"Team Rocket's blasting off at the speed of light!"
As he freed his rescuee on the ground below,
The Zigzagoon's eyes shone with awe all aglow.
She thanked him profusely, and gave him a gift -
A nugget of gold, as warm thanks for the lift.
She begged him to come with her and see her home.
He agreed, as he had nowhere better to roam.
She took him with her to the "Pack Zigzagoon."
Where they partied quite hearty to honor this boon.
They decided Clefairy was something collossal -
Even more powerful than living fossils!
They gave him a title, and partied 'til morn.
Captain Clefairy, a new hero was born!