Since the fans asked for it, here's Ash's spin on a mailbag!
(We see a sign in prompt on a computer: 'Welcome to KOL...please enter your username and password')
(Ash's hands appear and type "PokeMaster01" in the screenname prompt and some stars in the password prompt.)
Ash: Why should Brock have all the fun answering e-mails? (clicks the flashing envelope on the homepage, bringing up an e-mail)
Ash: Well, my headgear is special to me...there's the hat I had to send in a zillion postcards to get...Dear Ash:
Why do you always wear a hat?
(we see Ash's classic hat)
Ash: And then there's my current favorite...
(we see Ash's AG hat)
Ash: Whichever one I chose it suits any occassion--(the letters start disappearing from Ash's reply) Huh? Pikachu!
(sure enough, Pikachu is deleting Ash's reply letter by letter...until he spots a certain button on the toolbar...)
Ash: DON'T CLICK THAT--! (Pikachu clicks "DELETE", making Ash's reply disappear) There goes that e-mail... (clicks the next one)
Ash: Not the shipper that writes her e-mail in poetic style...I'm gonna give her a taste of her own medicine! (Pikachu laughs in the background as Ash composes his "poetic reply", as the poem goes on, his laughter intensifies)Dear Ash:
I heard a rumor that I'm told is true:
Does Misty really and truly love you?
Where'd you hear that one? It's pretty plain to see,
That I don't even know if Misty loves me!
She's held me tight, and mussed up my hair,
Argued with me in Kanto the whole time we were there!
She whined and pleaded for me to give her a new bike,
I was about on the verge of giving her a volleyball spike!
But we did patch things up, so I call her my friend
I'll always remember her even to the end. (clicks Send. Pikachu is laughing profusely)
Brock(voiceover): Guess I need to call the coffeehouse and sign you up for open mic night...
Ash: Ya like that, Pikachu? (Pikachu continues laughing as the homepage appears: "If you'd like to e-mail Ash, PM LightningTopaz and she'll send them on!")