*sound of the waves and departing car*
*phone rings in the bg*
Kojiro: How about we end it soon. There’s no doubt that you did it. You also left the fingerprints. You have no alibi for the incident that happened on that day. Just admit that you did it and it’s the end! *sigh* HEY, ARE YOU LISTENING! *hits the table*
Musashi: Inspector, inspector… you can’t do that, video camera…
Kojiro: Oh… Gee, since when? For a video camera to be in the investigation room… it’s hard to investigate like this, but it can’t be helped. Hey, eat this while it’s still hot! Katsudon*! *puts it on the table*
*sounds of eating*
Kojiro: Is it good? Ok, listen to me while you eat. I also… have a daughter similar to you. She was causing pretty much trouble when she was little. At times I was being summoned to school. At time I was apologizing for her to my coworkers from the police. Even at such times, your parents will be there for you…
Musashi: Katsudon…
?: Inspector, it looks like she’s asking for the second helping.
Kojiro: *sighs* You sure are hungry. Then, eat this one too.
?: Aa, this one is min…
Kojiro: You can order more later, Miss…
?: Yes…
Kojiro: Human beings can’t get honest when they’re hungry. After they get full, they will blabber a word or two. *sighs* Speaking of daughters… my daughter was wearing long skirt everywhere when she was little. She was causing problems at school, hanging around with some shady characters, borrowing money, bringing stuff from the supermarket without permission… But still, she isn’t a bad child at all. In this world, there’s no people that are bad to the bone. You realized it now and reconsidered it, I guess? So, how is it?
Musashi: Katsudon…
?: Inspector, there isn’t any more left. Then, inspector’s portion…
Kojiro: HEY! *sound of his fits hitting the table and glass breaking* I wanted to make you obedient with this! This is the katsudon I’ve been looking forward to! I haven’t eaten since morning because I was investigationg you bastard! You’re greedy for the third portion already! Bastards like you…!
*sound of struggle*
?: Inspector, inspector! Violence… camera will register this! 'Trap setting Koji-san'* will fall into the trap himself! I’ll order katsudon soon!
* katsudon - a bowl of rice topped with a deep-fried pork cutlet, egg, and condiments.
* "Otoshi-no Koji-san" - it's the reference to Japanese TV drama "Taiyō ni Hoero!", a police procedural that ran from 1972 to 1986. The character that Kojiro played (called sometimes "Otoshi-no Yama-san") was known for acting cool and having a talent to make the suspect confess their crimes in some crafty way, but sometimes he showed his hot temper.
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